Good Afternoon, O MaddLlama, and welcome to the RF Member Interview Forum were we pride ourselves on our extraordinarily insightful interviews!
Folks, today we have with us MaddLlama, a beautiful femme from New York of exceptional poise and grace, who has graciously consented to be interviewed by us. We'll be asking extraordinarily insightful questions today in order to uncover the real MaddLlama, the MaddLlama behind the myth, the MaddLlama that you, the viewer, have been waiting for. So, let's get to the questions:
I've noticed that your user title is, "I love the little tacos". Could you explain to our eager viewers why you chose that particular title rather than the more familiar, "Rodents Suck"?
What are the top three things you like most about being a RF Supporter?
Have you lived in New York City all your life?
Your profile says you are an adult novelty retailer. What exactly do you do as one? Do you work door to door or out of a shop? Do you own the business, work on commission, or on salary?
How's business?
What do you plan to do with your degrees in sociology and Asian studies?
Do you have favorite Asian society?
What do you like best about your studies? How do they engage you most?
What is you preferred color of horse?
Do you find your preference for that color of horse scandalous?
Are striped chipmunks really tiny zebras?
How many stars can you see on a typical moonless night from New York City nowadays?
What sort of recreational writing do you do?
Without ranking them, please name three of your top five favorite posters on RF, and tell us why each is a favorite.
Is it true, as some have said, that you once wore rainbow colored men's boxers to bed in the hope of finding a pot of gold in your drawers the next morning?
Can it be reasonably asserted of you MaddLlama that you are an exceptionally shrewd judge of Central Park pigeons?
When was the last time you appeared in a home video and what was the occasion?
Do you have any musical proclivities that one million internet users should know about?
What exactly is beading and how does it effect your opinion of the United Nations?
Folks, today we have with us MaddLlama, a beautiful femme from New York of exceptional poise and grace, who has graciously consented to be interviewed by us. We'll be asking extraordinarily insightful questions today in order to uncover the real MaddLlama, the MaddLlama behind the myth, the MaddLlama that you, the viewer, have been waiting for. So, let's get to the questions:
I've noticed that your user title is, "I love the little tacos". Could you explain to our eager viewers why you chose that particular title rather than the more familiar, "Rodents Suck"?
What are the top three things you like most about being a RF Supporter?
Have you lived in New York City all your life?
Your profile says you are an adult novelty retailer. What exactly do you do as one? Do you work door to door or out of a shop? Do you own the business, work on commission, or on salary?
How's business?
What do you plan to do with your degrees in sociology and Asian studies?
Do you have favorite Asian society?
What do you like best about your studies? How do they engage you most?
What is you preferred color of horse?
Do you find your preference for that color of horse scandalous?
Are striped chipmunks really tiny zebras?
How many stars can you see on a typical moonless night from New York City nowadays?
What sort of recreational writing do you do?
Without ranking them, please name three of your top five favorite posters on RF, and tell us why each is a favorite.
Is it true, as some have said, that you once wore rainbow colored men's boxers to bed in the hope of finding a pot of gold in your drawers the next morning?
Can it be reasonably asserted of you MaddLlama that you are an exceptionally shrewd judge of Central Park pigeons?
When was the last time you appeared in a home video and what was the occasion?
Do you have any musical proclivities that one million internet users should know about?
What exactly is beading and how does it effect your opinion of the United Nations?