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Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Twilight Hue, Jun 29, 2022.

  1. Twilight Hue

    Twilight Hue Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.

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    I just want to know!
     
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  2. Brickjectivity

    Brickjectivity Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
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    Can I get mine removed? I'm just wondering if a plastic surgeon would be willing.
     
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  3. The Hammer

    The Hammer Fork-Beard
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    With a tummy tuck you can get a new one. Not sure about removing one though.
     
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  4. KenS

    KenS Face to face with my Father
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    I'm going to check when I see him and her in Heaven. :)
     
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  5. Brickjectivity

    Brickjectivity Turned to Stone. Now I stretch daily.
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    So I could also get extra ones, then. Could I get two tummies? How about one on my back?
     
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  6. John53

    John53 Well-Known Member

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    Surgery is dangerous! Just get fat like I have, eventually you can't see it.
     
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  7. sun rise

    sun rise "This is the Hour of God"
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    Yes.

    Prove me wrong.
     
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    IIRC on that show, My 600 Lbs Life, a patient's belly button was removed due to the huge amount of skin removed after they lost a ton of weight, and the doc made a new one.
     
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    My fingers are worn smooth....Never have found how to unbutton the darn thing...:shrug:
     
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  10. Viker

    Viker Spirit in Black

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    Confirmation that, indeed, the very first caucasian couple had navels.

    adam-and-eve.jpg
    "Man, this fruit stinks! ---- Shut up, Adam, and eat!"
     
  11. Quagmire

    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
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    Hey man, that things tied for a reason.
     
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  12. Stonetree

    Stonetree Dashing Member
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    Sure...but why not a zipper?
     
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  13. Suave

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    The first individual of the genus Homo-species could have very well formed from a couple of Australopithecus hetero zygotes, each of whom had the same type of chromosome rearrangements formed by fusion of the whole long arms of two acrocentric chromosomes, mated together and reproduced viable and fertile offspring with 46 chromosomes.

    This first generation of Homo habilis then incestuously bred with each other and reproduced the next subsequent generation of Homo habilis.

    References: J. Tjio and A. Levan. 1956. The chromosome number of Man. Hereditas, 42( 1-2): 1-6.

    W. Ijdo et al.1991. Origin of human chromosome 2: an ancestral telomere-telomere fusión. PNAS, 88: 9051-9056.

    Meyer et al. 2012 A high-coverage genome sequence from an archaic Denisovan individual. Science, 338:222-226.; K. H. Miga. 2016. Chromosome-specific Centromere sequences provide an estímate of the Ancestral Chromosome 2 Fusion event in Hominin Genome.Journ. of Heredity. 1-8. Doi:10.1093/jhered/esw039.

    Each mate of this hypothetical primordial couple who procreated the earliest human being had an umbilical cord as he or she was an embryonic being attached to his or her mother's uterus. When each of them was born, his and her mother bit through their umbilical cord in order to detach herself from her offspring leaving her offspring with a flat scar that would have been hardly noticeable,


     
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  14. Aupmanyav

    Aupmanyav Be your own guru

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    I think they had. They were a model for us, even if their buttons were fakes.
    I think that can be done. They have done many things successfully, some unsuccessfully, like former President Trumps hairline.

    What does science says (on basis of my quick perusal):
    "The oldest-known eutherian species is Juramaia sinensis, dated at 161 million years ago from the early Late Jurassic (Oxfordian) of China."
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    Altacreodus ("creodont from Alberta") is an extinct genus of one of the earliest known placental mammals. Fossils have been found in North America where they first appeared during the Late Cretaceous, and they died out prior to the start of the Paleocene.
    Altacreodus - Wikipedia
    Protungulatum ('first ungulate') is a extinct genus of pan-euungulate mammals within extinct family Protungulatidae, and also one of the earliest known placental mammals in the fossil record, that lived in North America from the Late Cretaceous to early Paleocene.
    Protungulatum - Wikipedia
     
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  15. Seeker of White Light

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    Just a moment, I will go back in time and check....asking Eve to show me her stomack...
     
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  16. Jedster

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    Yes, I think they were created with golden screws in their belly buttons(as per story below), which they removed. Then the problems started with sinning & refits. Maybe that's why the world often seems screwed up.

    A boy is born with a golden screw in his belly button.
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    The parents see every doctor they can but no doctor can figure out how to get rid of it. No matter what, the screw stays right where it is. After many months they grow desperate. One doctor tells them about a witch doctor in Africa known to remove screws like this. So the parents and the boy fly over to Africa and journey to the witch doctor. The witch doctor takes one look at the boy and gives his prescription. He tells them to climb the nearest tree and leave the boy at the bottom of the tree. They are to leave the boy there for two days and two nights. On the third day at morning a bird will fly down and unscrew the golden screw. So the parents did exactly what the witch doctor said and the bird came as he said it would. Once the bird finished unscrewing the screw, it fell out as promised. The parents were ecstatic! They rushed down out of the tree and picked up the boy and as soon as they did so the boy's butt fell right off!
     
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  17. RestlessSoul

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    Yes, they’re clearly visible here…

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