Ask me anything

[zombieharlot]

Why is Alyssa always standing alone?

 

[Ori]

Does Uncle Sam really want me?

Only if you're bright eyed and Bushy tailed!

 

[Ori]

Why do M&Ms melt in your mouth, but not in your hand?

Must be the moisture, I wonder if... nah, thats gross.

 

[zombieharlot]

Must be the moisture, I wonder if... nah, thats gross.

LMAO!!!:biglaugh:

 

[ChrisP]

Is it true everyone in North Wales is crazy?

 

[Ori]

Are you sure you didn't misspell your new user name and it's really supposed to be Jinnofthewinds? Heeee.

I didn't know you were English! Have you eaten eels?

Cheeky girl.

No, I can't say I have, nor do I wish to.

 

[zombieharlot]

Is it true everyone in North Wales is crazy?

Before we ask anymore questions, I would say that we let him answer the ones that are already on the table.

 

[Ori]

What is your favorite lyric or verse?

This is where we walked, this is where we swam
Take a picture here, take a souvenir

 

[Ori]

What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about ?

Then you do a litlle dance, make a little love and get down tonight!

 

[Ori]

How many more questions before you get frustrated and stop answering? (Please don't get frustrated! I'm having fun!)

DAMN STUPID QUESTION!

 

[Ori]

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Cross dress and make a name for myself as a hussy.

 

[Ori]

Why does God kill kittens everytime you...forget that last part.

Well, you bash one of his Bishops and he's bound to get mad.

 

[Ori]

Why do the gophers plague my yard?

Because they're having an orgy!

 

[zombieharlot]

Cross dress and make a name for myself as a hussy.

That's EXACTLY what I'm doing!!! Lol

 

[Ori]

Do your ears hang low? do they wobble to and fro?

Among other bodily pieces.

 

[Ori]

Can you tie them in a... What song is stuck in your head? May I suggest "Banana Phone"? Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, Banana Phone!

Awwww, you listened to it then? Thanks!

 

[Ori]

Can you tie em in a knot? Can you tie em in a bow?

Yee haw I can!

 

[Ori]

What is the most irritating phrase ever?

When someones talking about something and they say " I can't describe it" What the hell are they telling me for then?

 

[Ori]

Can you tell we're all bored Jinnofthewinds? I don't feel like hitting the serious sections...!

As an Englishman...were you taught the Oscar Meyer Weiner Song?

If not and you would like to learn....just let me know!

Bored? And I thought it was because you liked me.

Englishman?!? Right, that does it!

 

[Ori]

Shameless post: Will you give me frubals?

Yes, i'll do it now.