BUDDY
User of Aspercreme
My form of flirting is a little off actually.
My favorite line is to go up to a group of girls in a club. I ask the one that I find most attractive, "would you like to dance." When she says no (they always say no) I look at her funny and confused, and then reply,"no, I said you look fat in those pants." Then I walk away before she has time to reply.
Give it a few minutes and one of her friends will be over in no time wanting to dance. Works every time.
Any wonder that I am single?
My favorite line is to go up to a group of girls in a club. I ask the one that I find most attractive, "would you like to dance." When she says no (they always say no) I look at her funny and confused, and then reply,"no, I said you look fat in those pants." Then I walk away before she has time to reply.
Give it a few minutes and one of her friends will be over in no time wanting to dance. Works every time.
Any wonder that I am single?