Old Scratch
Active Member
Greetings, miserable & puny mortals! Cursed be you & your spawn!
Every four years, your Dark Lord ventures to this septic Earthly realm to enjoy the spiritual & intellectual carnage you call the "presidential election".
Most of you clueless scurrying little poor excuses for mammals will be unfamiliar because my last pontification was in a different forum.....which is
now utterly destroyed! Boowhahahhah.....but I digress. Some of you refugees from that low place will remember my brief sojourn, when I held forth
on things political & philosophical....& also bought a few damaged souls at a deep discount. Invited here by your masters whom you call "moderators",
I shall bring truth & facts to this informational wasteland. (And by "invited"...I mean "they followed My command to grant Me this venue".)
First, you may judge my prescience from my Nov 4 jubilation over My win.
My claws I'm cleaning.
My tail I'm preening.
My minion's won.
Now starts the fun.
The first thing is an about-face.
The Bush Agenda stays in place!
We'll keep the same 2 stupid wars
& watch as unemployment soars!
I cannot wait til he attacks.
The 2nd thing is higher tax.
The fairness doctrine will be next.
Those fools at Fox will be perplexed.
Perhaps they'll hire Michael Moore,
as their balanced loud mouthed boor.
For NPR, My plan's fruition.
has Ann Coulter on Morning Edition.
Big oil will be taxed more too
& pass the savings on to you.
You've succumed to his temptation.
Welcome to Obamination!
Boowhahahhah hahahah ahhahhahahhahah, etc!
All went according to MY plan, despite My Anointed One's being one of the duller tools in My shed.
More wisdom shall I dispense over the next few months, but at the moment some new arrivals to process I have.
Bad your economy is, but great the condemned souls business has become!
Every four years, your Dark Lord ventures to this septic Earthly realm to enjoy the spiritual & intellectual carnage you call the "presidential election".
Most of you clueless scurrying little poor excuses for mammals will be unfamiliar because my last pontification was in a different forum.....which is
now utterly destroyed! Boowhahahhah.....but I digress. Some of you refugees from that low place will remember my brief sojourn, when I held forth
on things political & philosophical....& also bought a few damaged souls at a deep discount. Invited here by your masters whom you call "moderators",
I shall bring truth & facts to this informational wasteland. (And by "invited"...I mean "they followed My command to grant Me this venue".)
First, you may judge my prescience from my Nov 4 jubilation over My win.
My claws I'm cleaning.
My tail I'm preening.
My minion's won.
Now starts the fun.
The first thing is an about-face.
The Bush Agenda stays in place!
We'll keep the same 2 stupid wars
& watch as unemployment soars!
I cannot wait til he attacks.
The 2nd thing is higher tax.
The fairness doctrine will be next.
Those fools at Fox will be perplexed.
Perhaps they'll hire Michael Moore,
as their balanced loud mouthed boor.
For NPR, My plan's fruition.
has Ann Coulter on Morning Edition.
Big oil will be taxed more too
& pass the savings on to you.
You've succumed to his temptation.
Welcome to Obamination!
Boowhahahhah hahahah ahhahhahahhahah, etc!
All went according to MY plan, despite My Anointed One's being one of the duller tools in My shed.
More wisdom shall I dispense over the next few months, but at the moment some new arrivals to process I have.
Bad your economy is, but great the condemned souls business has become!
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