a Prophet's Humor

[ChristineM]

Don't know about a sense of humour but certainly a sense of optimism. He made man first

 

[Thief]

Don't know about a sense of humour but certainly a sense of optimism. He made man first

post as an op and I will challenge that

 

[Thief]

and the Carpenter gave instruction...
go to your closet and close the door
and the Spirit that knows you will hear your prayer

funny......He didn't say WHICH Spirit that might be

 

[SaintUriah]

The Lord himself laughs
Prophets l
They laugh if the joke is good no dirty no hurt
Who prevents laughter is the evil

and the Carpenter gave instruction...
go to your closet and close the door
and the Spirit that knows you will hear your prayer

funny......He didn't say WHICH Spirit that might be

Maybe He means holy spirit
He is a personality

Above the angels and under the Lord

He is the one who shuts down the energy of angels in the last day

energy=Spirit
Something

ask them where the Lord was before he created the universe

Ask them if god did he laugh

 

[Thief]

ask them where the Lord was before he created the universe

I know that....

God was God of the Darkness
before He created light

and if ever you hear Someone whisper your name
from a dark place
and then bid you to enter

would you go there?

 

[SaintUriah]

I know that....

God was God of the Darkness
before He created light

and if ever you hear Someone whisper your name
from a dark place
and then bid you to enter

would you go there?

God is light If he goes to a dark place, God will make him bright
His throne was on the water before He make angels Building the universe

Angels do not get tired To take a break!

 

[Thief]

does anyone know of a quote...by your Prophet
that might be considered a joke

 

[Thief]

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apparently there are no jokes in scripture …..

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

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apparently there are no jokes in scripture …..

or, after the initial flurry...no one finds the topic interesting any more...

 

[Thief]

well ok......but....

if your Prophet doesn't have a sense of humor

what happens when YOU show up?



hehehehehehe

 

[Thief]

and beyond the immediate giggle when you arrive......

do you think God will smile?
on your friends and relatives
your business partners
your fellow country men

on that last note......two angels were sent to kill Sodom and Gomorrah
and Lot was given fair warning to get out of the way

grim

very grim