A Prayer For The Stressed!

[w00t]

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.

The courage to change the things I cannot accept.

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because
they got on my nerves.

 

[cardero]

You don't need a prayer w00t, you need a large bathtub, some lye and a drain guard to catch the victim's teeth.

 

[Melancholy]

I must remember that prayer especially after 3pm today.
Schools Out!!!!

 

[w00t]

You don't need a prayer w00t, you need a large bathtub, some lye and a drain guard to catch the victim's teeth.

What is lye?

 

[cardero]

What is lye?

If I am not mistaken, it is an effective corrosive that would have no problem melting away those stressful, annoying bodies but from what I remember reading about it, it cannot corrode the teeth, you will have to find a place to discard that evidence.

 

[Francine]

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.

1. Picture yourself near a stream.
2. Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
3. No one but you knows your secret place.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called "the world".
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
6. The water is crystal clear.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.

 

[whereismynotecard]

Smoke some pot prior to killing whomever has ticked you off...

It will make the entire ordeal much funnier.