A Lesson on Ethics: From the Principia Discordia

[DreamQuickBook]

One day Mal-2 asked the messenger spirit Saint Gulik to approach the Goddess and request Her presence for some desperate advice. Shortly afterwards the radio came on by itself, and an ethereal female Voice said YES?

"O! Eris! Blessed Mother of Man! Queen of Chaos! Daughter of Discord! Concubine of Confusion! O! Exquisite Lady, I beseech You to lift a heavy burden from my heart!"

WHAT BOTHERS YOU, MAL? YOU DON'T SOUND WELL.

"I am filled with fear and tormented with terrible visions of pain. Everywhere people are hurting one another, the planet is rampant with injustices, whole societies plunder groups of their own people, mothers imprison sons, children perish while brothers war. O, woe."

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THAT, IF IT IS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?

"But nobody Wants it! Everybody hates it."

OH. WELL, THEN STOP.

At which moment She turned herself into an aspirin commercial and left The Polyfather stranded alone with his species.

I have always found this to be somewhat inspirational.

 

[Ryan2065]

Hehe, very nice =) I enjoy that greatly!

 

[Majikthise]

That's pretty cool. What is it exactly?

 

[Valjean]

But without war we would mave no meaning to our lives, no purpose. :sarcastic

 

[DreamQuickBook]

That's pretty cool. What is it exactly?

It's from the Principia Discordia the text of the Discordians (or Erisians as they are sometimes called). It's a religion of sorts.

 

[Majikthise]

But without war we would mave no meaning to our lives, no purpose.

There's still sex!:woohoo:

 

[DreamQuickBook]

But without war we would mave no meaning to our lives, no purpose.

What about to make plastics?

 

[Majikthise]

What about to make plastics?

The Earth created humans so it could have plastic. Goerge Carlin

 

[Majikthise]

Check out entry #9 in my journal.

 

[DreamQuickBook]

The Earth created humans so it could have plastic. Goerge Carlin

It's good to see that we've been so successful.

 

[Valjean]

I like your journal, Majikthise, and entry #9 certainly clarifies everything -- :sarcastic

 

[kreeden]

Hmm , it makes sense . However it wouldn't be the answer I would expect , coming from a Queen of Chaos! Daughter of Discord! And Concubine of Confusion!