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  1. Wirey

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    I once dated a girl who was a teller at a bank. She had to stay late (unpaid) and recount all the money in her drawer if it was 6 or more cents off. When she told me we were over I threw a quarter in her change caddy while she wasn't looking.
  2. Wirey

    If the poster above was a superhero.....

    This would be their superpower. Go!
  3. Wirey

    Find Your RF Unique Religious Identity

    Fat. What the?????
  4. Wirey

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    So you spoke to your elected rep too, huh?
  5. Wirey

    Do Agnostics Masticate?

    I need to chew this over. I don't want it to bite me later. After all, I'm a little long in the tooth.
  6. Wirey

    The Trial

    Was I the only one who came in here hoping to discuss Franz Kafka?
  7. Wirey

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    It's raining. And I have to go outside for several hours.
  8. Wirey

    The last post is the WINNER!

    Man, now that's a conversation starter!
  9. Wirey

    More accurate user names

    Danger Debbie
  10. Wirey

    More accurate user names

    We all have user names that we chose for ourselves, based on whatever short-circuited notion was floating through our heads at the time we joined. Our name for us, however, might not necessarily be the name others would choose for us. Soooooooo....... Pick the correct username for the poster...
  11. Wirey

    Things I Learned on RF Today

    I just learned that you can roller skate in a buffalo herd. But only once, and briefly.
  12. Wirey

    Stupid Ideas for RF

    Sticking your genitals in a wood chipper: Bad idea, or free birth control?
  13. Wirey

    The last post is the WINNER!

    The existence of 'right' implies the existence of 'wrong'. The existence of 'up' implies the existence of 'down'. Therefore, doesn't the existence of 'Mormonism' imply the existence of 'Lessmonism'?
  14. Wirey

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    I'm not putting it on here, because I don't wanna get banned, but look up Community Property by Steel Panther. Listen very closely to the lyrics.
  15. Wirey

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    My problem isn't with country music, and not even with Hank. It's that horrible, stupid, piece of crap song. Can you picture someone with talent, like Steve Earle or Garth Brooks, ever putting their name on something that bad?
  16. Wirey

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    It was written by a talentless redneck to appeal to inbred idiots. It's like Dr. Seuss, but for people who can't hold a job for three days.
  17. Wirey

    Wrong Thread

    And that's why I'll never vote for the Communist Teacher's Party of Luxembourg again. Oh, wait, wrong thread!
  18. Wirey

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    I genuinely hate that song.
  19. Wirey

    The last post is the WINNER!

    If a man says you're ugly, he's mean. If a woman says you're ugly, she's jealous. If a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly.
  20. Wirey

    The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

    Alberta is incredibly dry. I am worried about wildfires in the summer, and crop failures in the fall. Canada feeds a lot of people.
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