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If the poster above was a superhero.....
- Thread starter Wirey
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Rescuing damsels in distress from caped mustachioed villains.
Daemon Sophic
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Rescuing discarded bacon from callus midwestern chefs who arrogantly consider bacon to be beneath them. (oh the travesty of justice! 
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He leads a squad of small steam and diesel-operated robots to raid these nefarious kitchens.
)He leads a squad of small steam and diesel-operated robots to raid these nefarious kitchens.
@Daemon Sophic would turn the wrong situations into the right situations.
@mangalavara would open tin cans of whoop-*** with his toes
Being made of masonry, his superpower
would be imperviousness to even the
hottest ghost peppers.
would be imperviousness to even the
hottest ghost peppers.
With his super flexible arms he would be able to unblock toilets with a single lunge
Enters a mode he calls 'Driven'. Its not a homogeneous power. Sometimes its very prickly and icy, but sometimes its more wet and sleety and slappy.
Has the superpower of being able to turn himself
into a tasty treat just by pouring maple syrup on
his butt. This tasty treat melts away all hostilities
in super-villains when they lick his....you know.
@mangalavara gets sunburned so bad that his skin can burn evildoers just by touching them. Such a selfless hero.
@Brickjectivity would construct massive walls with objective bricks that would er enforce zoning laws and wall in supervillains so they slowly died of thirst.
@Soandso would gain the ability to afflict fellow humans with irksome and fundamentally unhelpful superpowers. Plus the ability to expand cheese puffs to colossal dimensions, for use in fighting crime, aliens & etc.
Soandso
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@Brickjectivity has an almost king Midas type of power, but instead of turning everything he touches into gold, he short circuits and "bricks" any electronic thing he touches. Because of his powers he still writes physical checks, hand washes his clothing in his bathtub, lights his rooms with kerosene lamps, and pays people in internet cafes to write replies on RF for him. This causes him to seriously consider life in an Amish commune as that might make life easier on him, but he's too addicted to RF to make the leap and commit