Random Meaningless Insults To Posters

PoetPhilosopher · Dec 6, 2022

@John53 is an important part of nature and the eco-system via seed dispersal.

ChristineM · Dec 6, 2022

John53 said:
@ChristineM crashed her broom during night manoeuvres.

Thats totally untrue, i have never crashed my broom

ChristineM · Dec 6, 2022

Stevicus said:
@Revoltingest listens to Klingon opera.

It's worse than that, he enjoys Vogon poetry

PoetPhilosopher · Dec 6, 2022

@Vinayaka cries during Hallmark movies.

(I say that because I can't picture him doing it.)

PoetPhilosopher · Dec 6, 2022

@Stevicus thinks the song "Cake By the Ocean" is really about cake.

PoetPhilosopher · Dec 6, 2022

@sun rise thinks listening to Britney Spears, and browsing Myspace, is "what the kids do these days".

Vinayaka · Dec 6, 2022

Snow White said:
@Vinayaka cries during Hallmark movies.

(I say that because I can't picture him doing it.)

How did you know?
"Sparks fly when Dave, a tall tantalizing tea taster from Tennessee walks into the wrong washroom, and meets Cindy, a sassy celebrity from Sioux Falls."

That one had me bawling five minutes into it when she simply smiled, releasing a fake tooth, while his glass eye fell and smashed on the artistic tiles.

PoetPhilosopher · Dec 6, 2022

@ChristineM and @Revoltingest can't follow a thread title. (They make their insults meaningful instead of meaningless.)

ChristineM · Dec 6, 2022

Snow White said:
@ChristineM and @Revoltingest can't follow a thread title. (They make their insults meaningful instead of meaningless.)

I don't think @Revoltingest could produce a meaningful insult if his life depended on it.

John53 · Dec 6, 2022

@ChristineM leaves the toilet seat up

John53 · Dec 6, 2022

@Snow White has been reported to human resources by Prince Charming.

PoetPhilosopher · Dec 6, 2022

John53 said:
@Snow White has been reported to human resources by Prince Charming.

Hey, I didn't know when he kissed me to wake me up, it was just a gesture and I wasn't supposed to kiss back!

Revoltingest · Dec 6, 2022

fantome profane said:
@Revoltingest was not actually born in Revoltingstan so according to the Revolting constitution he is not eligible to vote or hold any Revolting office.

Duh!
I was born in Cincinnati OH.
The only office I hold is a home office.

Revoltingest · Dec 6, 2022

@Stevicus plays a royal princess in Chinese opera.
(He really hits those high notes.)

Stevicus · Dec 6, 2022

Snow White said:
@Stevicus thinks the song "Cake By the Ocean" is really about cake.

It's not?

Stevicus · Dec 6, 2022

@Snow White searched in vain all over MacArthur park to try to find the cake that someone left out in the rain.

Wu Wei · Dec 6, 2022

@John53 may be from Australia, but he doesn't know the difference between a Kangaroo and a Wallaby

Shadow Wolf · Dec 6, 2022

Revoltingest said:
@Stevicus plays a royal princess in Chinese opera.
(He really hits those high notes.)

Are you sure that's not @Wu Wei? He is a top performing Ursus Circus, after all.

Revoltingest · Dec 7, 2022

Shadow Wolf said:
Are you sure that's not @Wu Wei? He is a top performing Ursus Circus, after all.

He fills out a dress differently.

ChristineM · Dec 7, 2022

John53 said:
@ChristineM leaves the toilet seat up

I don't even gripe when hubby leaves the seat up.

But I'm guessing your good lady has to inform you to "put it down", in the dunny when she is home.

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