Your funny post reminded me of Douglas Harding's famous 1961 book '
On Having no Head'.
In a nutshell, we all experience the world in front of us by looking out of our faces. So what is doing the looking, what is behind our faces? When we try to intuit it, it's just a blank, a void.
https://www.amazon.com/Having-Head-Douglas-Edison-Harding/dp/1908774061
One of the reviewers said it very well:
"Seriously, if you want the SELF, I know of no quicker faster direct pointing than this. I mean LOOK who is reading this line right now your side of the screen. What does it look like? I'm saying if you look at what is given, at present evidence and without imagination, you will see that there is nothing looking at this line. A very special nothing."