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The last post is the WINNER!
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For me, it's either posting here or ranting about politics endlessly.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
So...you're thinking about cheating on Mr Van....that's now winning at all
I'm vehicularly polyamorous.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Why you vacuous stuffy-nosed malodorous pervert....Thou art the veriest varlet that ever chewed with a tooth.
And even more. You've been observed waxing poetical on all sorts of machinery so your polyamorous nature is not bounded by machinery of a vehicular nature.
Mmmffff....whuh?
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Yeah I figured you'd have no words to defend you actions... you...you unprincipled polyamorous pervert.... I think I'll recommend a good lawyer for Mr Van.....but...you should know...a good lawyer to a bear is on that is adept at mauling......not so much a lawyer as a large angry bear or a medium sized and rather annoyed Wolverine... but that is a lawyer to a bear.....
Mr Van is happy cuz I got him a new radio.
Not the one in the dash...a new one for the back section.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Trinkets to try and sooth his CRUSHED feelings,,,,,, you heinous heart crushing heathen
You are afflicted with a serious case of alliteration.
Will I have 200,000 posts before the new year?
I wonder.
But I won't post in a manner to achieve that number.
To try would be cheating.
Posting will continue with no such goal.
I wonder.
But I won't post in a manner to achieve that number.
To try would be cheating.
Posting will continue with no such goal.
Fixed.
One must admire such integrity.
Winning by preferring real medicine to internet wacka-wacka
I had a patient that wouldn’t let me take his temperature with a non contact device on his forehead. He was worried about “blasting radiation into his pituitary gland”. First of all, you’re 90 so I’m sure by now your pituitary gland is a little bag of sand by now; and secondly, where did you get this info? Facebook?
I had a patient that wouldn’t let me take his temperature with a non contact device on his forehead. He was worried about “blasting radiation into his pituitary gland”. First of all, you’re 90 so I’m sure by now your pituitary gland is a little bag of sand by now; and secondly, where did you get this info? Facebook?
We all (I sincerely hope) win by not being like this:
My friend was an ER doctor. Had a guy come in with a flashlight stuck up his butt. When my friend came back from his break he asked the other doc how the patient with the flashlight up his but was doing and the other doc asked him," which one?" It was a busy night!
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Not me but my dad who was a physician. He said he hated the ER, this was back when there were no "ER specialists" just doctors on call. I asked him why and he said he was sick of "removing"t things that had no business being where they were. I said like what? And he said "like flashlights, baby bottles, and squash." I asked no more.
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I once handled a man that had inserted the penis in a active vacuum cleaning pipe, it swelled a lot and got stuck. Totally purple after removal.
The rest are here Medical Workers Of Bored Panda, What’s The Weirdest Thing A Patient Has Ever Come In With?
My friend was an ER doctor. Had a guy come in with a flashlight stuck up his butt. When my friend came back from his break he asked the other doc how the patient with the flashlight up his but was doing and the other doc asked him," which one?" It was a busy night!
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Not me but my dad who was a physician. He said he hated the ER, this was back when there were no "ER specialists" just doctors on call. I asked him why and he said he was sick of "removing"t things that had no business being where they were. I said like what? And he said "like flashlights, baby bottles, and squash." I asked no more.
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I once handled a man that had inserted the penis in a active vacuum cleaning pipe, it swelled a lot and got stuck. Totally purple after removal.
The rest are here Medical Workers Of Bored Panda, What’s The Weirdest Thing A Patient Has Ever Come In With?
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Prisoner brought in complaining about sever pain in his groin. After multiple tests the doctor found nothing, but the prisoner was still in agony holding his groin. The MD had an idea, he closed the curtain behind him as he walked out of the room, asked the prison guard to come over. HE then said well, test show we will have to amputate his gonads....seconds later the prisoner came out from behind the curtain saying it stopped hurting. The guard nearly fell on the ground he was laughing so hard....back to prison they went