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The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
Tomorrow comes suddenly, but the transition can be difficult.
If it comes suddenly you have poor grasp on time. You need to grab it, choke it, squeeze it until it's life is an inch away from non-life, scare and threaten it good, and tomorrow will come precisely every 24 hours on the dot.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
You can always replace 'Blonde' in most of the jokes with some other characters such as political opponents.
I'm a clutsy blonde, not a boneheaded politician. I'm cute when I drop something. Air headed politicians drop something and people die because they were blown up.:D
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I'm a clutsy blonde, not a boneheaded politician. I'm cute when I drop something. Air headed politicians drop something and people die because they were blown up.:D
Some of them are duds so their dropping something does not always result in a kaboom.
 

Estro Felino

Believer in free will
Premium Member
Guys...I had the weirdest dreams tonight...
I dreamt of making love with a politician, a head of the Italian dems...
Me? The rightist?:p:p:p
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
He's not that bad...I mean...he's my type ...but really...if I think of the Italian Left...ewww:p

If you like big and hairy and want to swing Left look no further than Michael Moore.
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sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
From a group of friends in India many years ago, a philosophical statement about life: "Life is like a wet chapati floating in a sea of chai".
 

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
Occasionally I mildly find it amusing those sellers on Ebay selling $2 Buy It Now free shipping on old games that are going to cost them around $3.25 to ship first class.
 

Shadow Wolf

Certified People sTabber
After this one lady repeatedly yelled at her mom for touching my hair, and touching it again, and again, I began to wonder how socially appropriate it is that I let people touch my hair when they are a Lyft passenger?
 

Estro Felino

Believer in free will
Premium Member
1989 song...
It is about the end of the eighties...
:musicalscore:what we will be missing of these eighties...that we grabbed and immediately faded away...



He already knew they would never come back
 

beenherebeforeagain

Rogue Animist
Premium Member
After this one lady repeatedly yelled at her mom for touching my hair, and touching it again, and again, I began to wonder how socially appropriate it is that I let people touch my hair when they are a Lyft passenger?
well, maybe hair fetishists will get the word around that you're easy, and worth the money, to book a ride...
 
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