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Good Grief, They’re Everywhere. Hide the children.

Skwim

Skwim

Veteran Member
"They never used to be seen in Pentecostal Churches, but they are now. If they were ever seen in church in the old days, an embarrassed apology was made. But not any more!

Now, they come to many church and do not mind being obvious about showing up. They seem to enjoy the attention they attract, too.

Some of the time they come to church and no one notices them when they walk in, after they finally sit down. Then it’s like, they say Boo! and get your attention. They sure know how to catch folks off guard."
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To see what they are, click on the author's face above ↑ and continue reading.

After that tell me what you think of it all. Is he right, or just plain loony, or maybe suffering from genuphobia?
 
Quagmire

Quagmire

Imaginary talking monkey
Staff member
Premium Member
Oh no, he's right. I've noticed that almost everybody seems to have knees these days.

Elbows too, as if that weren't enough.

Good news for the Catholics though: must have been a real ***** what with all that kneeling and whatnot before the whole knee craze caught on.
 
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GoodbyeDave

Well-Known Member
I thought this was a joke, but he's serious. Is he? I don't think I've ever seen a Pentecostal Church, let alone been in one, and I cherish my ignorance!
 
Skwim

Skwim

Veteran Member
DavidMcCann said:
I thought this was a joke, but he's serious. Is he? I don't think I've ever seen a Pentecostal Church, let alone been in one, and I cherish my ignorance!
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Let me introduce you.
A Pentecostal church​
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A Pentecostal congregation
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Sir Doom

Sir Doom

Cooler than most of you
Why did this thread make me think of Hank Hill's dad who got his knees blown off in the war?
 
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