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Most Awkward Moment!

The Sum of Awe

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What was the most awkward moment you can remember?

I'll start: The other day I was putting gas in my truck and I seen a hottie at the pump next to me filling up her Jeep and I went a whole dollar over what I had for money, I was so lucky I had change in my truck lol.
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
During a job interview they wanted to know what I do for fun.....

'I don't do that any more'......just popped out.

They laughed.
 

StarryNightshade

Spiritually confused Jew
Premium Member
Anytime I walk down a hallway and notice that there are a lot of people, I will take a different route (even if it takes me completely off the convenient path) just so I don't have to actually walk by people.
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
Wardrobe malfunctions on stage. Too many to count. But one costume slip in particular allowed an entire audience of about 3,000 people a very good look at my naked behind.
 

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
I started typing out a response to an RF thread on folk's most awkward moments when I realized that I hadn't really had any recent awkward moments and, after that, my response to the thread just tapered off into embarrassed silence....So I tried to regain my composure by sticking a smilie in the thread :eek: but that didn't work so I asked a knock knock joke instead:

Knock Knock

"Who's there?"

"Badran. This is really Badran and not Sunstone. Sunstone would never write anything as awkward as this."

And the knock knock joke is where I left it.
 
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Badran

Veteran Member
Premium Member
When my grandfather was sick before he died, i was mostly the one with him the whole time. During that time, a few very awkward situations occurred, because he was a difficult man to deal with, and i'm not a particularly skillful person in dealing with people, but they unexpectedly made both of us laugh.

The most awkward of those was one day he was trying to tell me something that i couldn't make out as he was struggling to talk clearly. I kept indicating that i couldn't understand what he was saying, and it got ridiculous. After 6 or 7 times of him trying to be more clear and me failing to understand, i was feeling pressure watching him struggle and getting angry, and getting particularly frustrated with me for not catching what he wanted to say. I kept hearing something in particular but i wasn't sure. It was basically that he was asking me to call my father and tell him to do something in the case that he died. I was hesitant to ask him if that's what he wanted, but i finally gave in and said it, and it wasn't what he was asking me to do. So he smiled and looked at me like i was an idiot, and shook his head to indicate that this is not what he was trying to say. My face got red and i started involuntarily giggling and apologizing repeatedly and then asked him to try again and tell me what he wanted, hoping that this moment can just go away.

I understood after a few times and did what he wanted, and then we started just hanging about again. After a while, he asked me a short question, which i couldn't make out. So i asked him to say it again, and this time he was really agitated, and putting more effort than he should to try and make his words clear. It sounded like he was asking me if i was gonna miss him once he was gone, but i was too unsure and after what had just happened it seemed crazy to even dare and answer that until i was sure. I thought that it made sense for him to say that, given that the tension was sort of broken about the subject, but it still seemed too risky to take the chance and answer. So i just kept shaking my head to indicate that i can't understand, and my decision was to maintain that position no matter what, or ask him to just forget about it (but he usually didn't take kindly to that). After a few more times of him suffering like that i couldn't hold on any longer and just took the risk, and answered and said that of course i was gonna miss him after he was gone, and that wasn't what he was saying.

He laughed and closed his eyes, then raised his hand and looked up and said somethings which seemed like he was praying for god to do bad things to me, and i was just hysterical at that point, extremely embarrassed and ashamed, laughing with no restraint and apologizing for a million times and begging him to just forget about it and tell me what he wanted.
 
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The Sum of Awe

Brought to you by the moment that spacetime began.
DIDN'T REALLY HAPPEN:

Listening to music on full blast on computer,
A relative comes over and visits your mother while you shut the laptop to play games,
An hour later she is still there, you decide you are bored,
Getting a little aroused from an unknown force (dat sex tho),
Goes on laptop and watches porn,
Full blast sex noises,
Laptop lags and cannot turn the sound off even by shutting it,

...woops
 

Thief

Rogue Theologian
When my grandfather was sick before he died, i was mostly the one with him the whole time. During that time, a few very awkward situations occurred, because he was a difficult man to deal with, and i'm not a particularly skillful person in dealing with people, but they unexpectedly made both of us laugh.

The most awkward of those was one day he was trying to tell me something that i couldn't make out as he was struggling to talk clearly. I kept indicating that i couldn't understand what he was saying, and it got ridiculous. After 6 or 7 times of him trying to be more clear and me failing to understand, i was feeling pressure watching him struggle and getting angry, and getting particularly frustrated with me for not catching what he wanted to say. I kept hearing something in particular but i wasn't sure. It was basically that he was asking me to call my father and tell him to do something in the case that he died. I was hesitant to ask him if that's what he wanted, but i finally gave in and said it, and it wasn't what he was asking me to do. So he smiled and looked at me like i was an idiot, and shook his head to indicate that this is not what he was trying to say. My face got red and i started involuntarily giggling and apologizing repeatedly and then asked him to try again and tell me what he wanted, hoping that this moment can just go away.

I understood after a few times and did what he wanted, and then we started just hanging about again. After a while, he asked me a short question, which i couldn't make out. So i asked him to say it again, and this time he was really agitated, and putting more effort than he should to try and make his words clear. It sounded like he was asking me if i was gonna miss him once he was gone, but i was too unsure and after what had just happened it seemed crazy to even dare and answer that until i was sure. I thought that it made sense for him to say that, given that the tension was sort of broken about the subject, but it still seemed too risky to take the chance and answer. So i just kept shaking my head to indicate that i can't understand, and my decision was to maintain that position no matter what, or ask him to just forget about it (but he usually didn't take kindly to that). After a few more times of him suffering like that i couldn't hold on any longer and just took the risk, and answered and said that of course i was gonna miss him after he was gone, and that wasn't what he was saying.

He laughed and closed his eyes, then raised his hand and looked up and said somethings which seemed like he was praying for god to do bad things to me, and i was just hysterical at that point, extremely embarrassed and ashamed, laughing with no restraint and apologizing for a million times and begging him to just forget about it and tell me what he wanted.

Thank you for sharing.
I'm hard of hearing and can understand....day by day.

and I think of you as fortunate.
When my grandfather passed.....all I got was to say....'see you later'

He was sleeping at the moment and turned to the wall, facing away.

But I have seen him.....in my dreams....
We were on a hillside looking into a valley.
Someone down below was setting off fireworks.
From this vantage point the display is close!

One random rocket came down too close and we parted in different directions.
But it was a blast!!!!!!

I woke up.

I know now....this will be my future.
 

Penumbra

Veteran Member
Premium Member
There was a boy in high school that I liked, and he went to my martial arts school and also my high school. We were kind of shy around each other and didn't partner up for fighting or grappling, although we did have a bit of interaction in school. Anyway, eventually we were assigned as partners for grappling by the instructor. So we had to roll around together doing grappling drills, and for one drill he had to get on top of me and try to pin me down or choke me out while I had to get free, so basically it was like really rough sex except with the clothes on. And then we did a few full grappling rounds together. Normally I was so used to grappling including with opposite-sex partners all the time for years that it wasn't a big deal or sexual at all, but this was him, my crush, so the whole time I'm kind of freaking out inside while keeping my serious face on for the outside and being all professional and such. And he's red in the face the whole time, afraid to touch me at all, and I could tell by his face that he was in his worst nightmare right now.

I never had a problem like this all the years before that, and we got used to it after that, but that first grappling together was just so awkward. Two fairly shy high schoolers are working up the nerve to make something as simple as attending a dance together happen, but before that suddenly it's mandatory sweaty crazy wrestling. -_-`
 

MysticSang'ha

Big Squishy Hugger
Premium Member
Great!...I'm close enough!
Send me a pm for your next showing!

Awesome!! I'll be on stage again in early April. I'll give you the info on theatre location, date/time, and pricing once the box office has everything confirmed.
 

Skwim

Veteran Member
When I was a teenager, 16 or 17, one night around mid-night I was lying side-by-side with my girlfriend (14 or 15) on her mother's living-room sofa---she had lost her father. I laid inside, facing into the semi-darkened room while she had fallen asleep on her back and was topless. Nothing new, but something her mother hadn't expected to see when she walked into the room. I pretended to be sleeping, but was peeking out of nearly closed eyes as here mother just stood there looking at the two of us---particularly at her bare-breasted daughter---saying nothing. It seemed like forever before she finally turned away and left the room. Shortly, I woke my girlfriend and left. Her mother never said a thing to either one of us.

I always liked that woman.
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