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gordon

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Could anyone tell me what shade of brown God's hair is? My friend Joseph thinks it's a light brown but I'm convinced it's a dark brown. Oh and he's tall isn't he, not short? Thank you to anyone who can help me on this matter.
 
Sunstone

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
It is well known that God has a purple mohawk and several piercings. Why do you ask?
 
Faint

Faint

Well-Known Member
I've always seen him depicted with white hair, and a white beard--because he's really old. Sort of like Gandalf but not as cool.
 
Green Gaia

Green Gaia

Veteran Member
Everyone knows the Goddess has beautiful long, flowing red hair, piercing green eyes and She is of medium height... and we don't talk about Her weight, because that's just not polite. :tsk:
 
AtheistAJ

AtheistAJ

Member
Has gray facial hair because he's old, even though he's infinitely old. Go figure. Oh wait are you talking about Jehovah? I don't know what he looks like, I was describing Zeus, but it's probably alike because of poor imagination.
 
jewscout

jewscout

Religious Zionist
come now people everyone knows that G-d's whole body is neon blue...like an irradiated smurf!!:bonk:
 
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gordon

Member
Ok maybe I was wrong then. Maybe he/she had every hairstyle in every colour imagineable, because his head was on the large side wasn't it?!
 
spacemonkey

spacemonkey

Pneumatic Spiritualist
Faint said:
I've always seen him depicted with white hair, and a white beard--because he's really old. Sort of like Gandalf but not as cool.
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Actually, most historians tend to belive this image of God (which originates from Renissance period Europe) is actually copied from ancient Greek artists' depictions of Zeus.
 
NoName

NoName

Member
No, his head is flaming, like the heat miser. "I am the heat miser, whatever I touch starts to melt in my clutch. I'm too much."
 
Fascist Christ

Fascist Christ

Active Member
gordon said:
Could anyone tell me what shade of brown God's hair is? My friend Joseph thinks it's a light brown but I'm convinced it's a dark brown. Oh and he's tall isn't he, not short? Thank you to anyone who can help me on this matter.
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God has hair?
 
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Met0047

Member
As muslims, it is not suitable thing to describe Him because the reward of those who will be in paradise after the death in the hereafterlitfe is to see His face but the others who will be in Hell-fire will not .So this is the reason that we no nothing about Him except that he is the Lord and creator of this universe .
 
Katzpur

Katzpur

Not your average Mormon
This is funny! So far there have been a dozen and a half responses to this question and nobody has said that God is invisible. Everybody is describing Him as having a human form. Didn't we beat this one into the ground a couple of weeks or so back on the thread entitled, "In his image?"? I must have been more successful in arguing my point than I realized because no one is disagreeing with me now! :D
 
Quiddity

Quiddity

UndertheInfluenceofGiants
jewscout said:
come now people everyone knows that G-d's whole body is neon blue...like an irradiated smurf!!:bonk:
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This is what I was thinking....:jam:

~Victor
 
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