Badran

Why haven't you had the decency to ask 4consideration to join us in chat, yet?

Although it frankly astonishes me, you have managed to offer me some useful advice. It must have cost you dearly in time spent away from the bottle. I think your observation the father's feet need more attention is spot on. I wasn't sure I was going to give them that much more attention, but now I will just to annoy you. I already had plans to do something about the shoreline. As is so often the case, I was already ahead of you on that one. You may savor my dust at your leisure. Again, I cannot thank you enough for this opportunity to reject at least part of your advice.

In coming years, I will deny having taken any of it.

If you have an inclination to do so, please give me some feedback on my Father/Son composition. But if you don't wish to, that's fine too. I won't be wounded more than usual by your cruel indifference to my painting.

Well, don't be so quick to think I would judge your for your romantic attraction to goats!

Who am I to judge? That's fine. So, you see an abundance of beauty in the world, and are attracted to...well...a variety of species...or...

...wait, now please don't think I was judging you by assuming your attraction was limited to...well, mammals and (notice "mammals rhymes with "camels")...anyway...if you're into rocks and trees and stuff...that's cool, too.

How do you feel about metals?

Learn to love the taste in women that you have naturally! What else can you do?

I'm assuming you're talking about women.

Fine. Just remember, the term "beer goggles" actually applies to all alcohol.

I'm not happy that your life is a mess. I don't like it a bit. I just want to be here to help you enjoy the mess. Is that so wrong...? :sad4::sad4:

(You should be able to enjoy yourself now. You're welcome.)

Wait a minute... It should be night time where you are. What are doing getting up at night? Why were you sleeping all day? What's been on your mind? What is the square root of pi?

Oh, man! Was I messing with you AGAIN? Sorry about that. (I'm not really, that's just the polite thing to say. )

Oh, and..."Good Morning Mr. Sunshine!"

Hey! I just thought of something that I wanted to tell you:

(That's it.)

Jason showed up in chat today. Within ten minutes 98.7% of the conversation was him talking about him. That lad just never learns.

You really, heartlessly spoiled it for me by not coming into chat. I was waiting all along to pounce on you with this devastating line I had. The line went this way. "Gawd, it's an Arab! Everyone hide your goats and Jews". But no! You didn't have the compassion to come to chat so I could say that to everyone, thus humiliating you. What kind of friend are you, anyway?

Nuked women? ROFLMAO!!!! What did he expect to find? Particle dust?

I await your harshest criticisms of my blog with a closed mind.

Lyn's in chat now. So it would be genuinely rude of you to barge in on what would otherwise be a good conversation.

You do that, you slanderous wholesaler of lies about me! I will deny my racism forever. But just so you know, Western Supremacy rules!

I'm asking Heather into chat, but not you. Please be decent and stay away.

I have already mentioned to them your wanking is of a third rate and inferior kind. Of course, they believe me.

It's a deal. Show up only if you feel like it. Meanwhile, we'll all talk about you behind your back, as friends should.

I just invited Lyn into chat. Now, you have to come. Otherwise things will be too dull for her.

Can you type with one hand?

Circle One, who is the coolest chick in Canada, JiSe, and Luke from New Zealand. All are engaging in the convo tonight. No lurkers, and it's lively as hell.

Badran, it's lively in chat tonight.