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Badran
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Badran

Veteran Member, Male, 30, from Egypt

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    1. England my lionheart
      England my lionheart
      Thanks for the frubal,my bad i should have said so,sooo rusty :D
    2. Sunstone
      Sunstone
      Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!! They're talking about ripping skulls from nun's bodies! I just know they are! He even said so! He said, "I've got the skull ready"!!!!! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!!!!
    3. Debater Slayer
      Debater Slayer
      Just so you know, I've got the skull ready. Now it's only a matter of delivering it. :beach:

      ... that might sound horrible to someone who doesn't know what we're talking about. Nonetheless, just thought I'd let you know. :D
    4. Sunstone
      Sunstone
      Well, if the transformer is working right, it converts 120 volt alternating household current to 12 volts direct current. So, that would be safe. But what if the transformer isn't working right? I've heard of that happening.
    5. Sunstone
      Sunstone
      True story: I had a friend once who used to convert toy train transformers into devices for running currents through his girlfriend's breasts. He'd clamp leads to his girlfriend's nipples and then up the current gradually. I always wanted to try that.
    6. Sunstone
      Sunstone
      Well, I've slowed down with age. Nothing to be alarmed about, though. It's the quality of the wank fantasy that has improved. I used to wank to thoughts of schoolgirls with bibles. Now I wank to thoughts of schoolgirls with thorny whips made out of rose bushes. So, you see, somethings just get finer with age...like good wines.
    7. Sunstone
      Sunstone
      Obsessive? Since when is wanking five times a day obsessive?
    8. Sunstone
      Sunstone
      My new computer is up and running and I've noticed it's a lot faster than my old one. God is good to us atheists!
    9. Sunstone
      Sunstone
      Well, well, well. So you've slunk back onto the Forum, eh? Good to see you!
    10. Sunstone
      Sunstone
      I just installed a new computer. And guess what? It's better looking than you are! Isn't that remarkable?
    11. Jainarayan
    12. Sunstone
      Sunstone
      Fricklesnort!
    13. Penumbra
      Penumbra
      Like Jesus?

      So... turning water to wine, multiplying bread, walking on water?
    14. Penumbra
      Penumbra
      Not exactly inappropriate. Buzzed, not drunk. But if people asked for hugs I'd generally agree.

      I would initiate some fist bumps with strangers when walking by, though.
    15. Penumbra
      Penumbra
      Ouch!

      Actually I am a bit more touchy-feely when I'm buzzed. Hugs do sometimes occur.
    16. Penumbra
      Penumbra
      It might be like this.
    17. Penumbra
      Penumbra
      You can try.

      I'll probably say you're wrong even if you get it right, though. I don't know which posts were buzzed posts.
    18. Penumbra
      Penumbra
      I've posted on wine before, but you just can't tell which posts. ;)
    19. Penumbra
      Penumbra
      Well there was wine too.
    20. Penumbra
      Penumbra
      You imagine me doing cool things when in reality what I did was eat food and watch Cosmos.
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Oct 17, 1988 (Age: 30)
    Location:
    Egypt

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    “If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day."
    ― E.B. White