The last post is the WINNER!

[Dan From Smithville]

She won't shut up and I just want to sit here and be miserable

I hate when that happens.

 

[Dan From Smithville]

I'm using medical grade olive oil.

Talk to her like she's on this 'winner' thread.

She'll regret ever saying anything.

That's better for the wood.

 

[Stevicus]

 

[Wu Wei]

 

[Hold]

Where the hell is POP EYE?

 

[Stevicus]

Where the hell is POP EYE?

He's having spinach doused in olive oil.

 

[Wu Wei]

Where the hell is POP EYE?

 

[Wu Wei]

And don't forget Bluto

wait... I think that may be the wrong Bluto

 

[Hold]

And don't forget Bluto

wait... I think that may be the wrong Bluto

Do you remember the 'SuperHero' party on SNL? Belushi played the 'Hulk' using the bathroom...

 

[John53]

Back home to the news I have to go for a biopsy. It hasn't been the best of days.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Back home to the news I have to go for a biopsy. It hasn't been the best of days.

ugh! Good luck!

 

[Dan From Smithville]

Back home to the news I have to go for a biopsy. It hasn't been the best of days.

All the best my friend.

 

[Hold]

Back home to the news I have to go for a biopsy. It hasn't been the best of days.

John, you're built to handle any crap they throw at you....There will be better days.

 

[Wu Wei]

Back home to the news I have to go for a biopsy. It hasn't been the best of days.

Wishing you the best

 

[JustGeorge]

Back home to the news I have to go for a biopsy. It hasn't been the best of days.

Ah, ****. I'm sorry to hear that...

 

[sun rise]

Speaking of ****...today I shat on paper, put a wand in it,then put the wand in a tube, put the tube in a hazmat container... Put the container in a box, put the box in a bag and put a mailing label on the box and put the whole shebang in the mail.

The purpose is to do a cancer screening test since I have not had one for quite some time. I presume it will be negative as all the others but it does not hurt to check.

 

[John53]

3 questions I ask myself everyday...

1. Where are my keys?
2. Why did I walk into this room?
3. Have I or haven't I taken my pills?

 

[John53]

So I was on the phone with the doctor today for about 2 minutes. Not long ago I get a text from them to approve the medicare payment of $71. Unbelievable.

 

[JustGeorge]

Speaking of ****...today I shat on paper, put a wand in it,then put the wand in a tube, put the tube in a hazmat container... Put the container in a box, put the box in a bag and put a mailing label on the box and put the whole shebang in the mail.

The purpose is to do a cancer screening test since I have not had one for quite some time. I presume it will be negative as all the others but it does not hurt to check.

...

Was it a magic wand?

3 questions I ask myself everyday...

1. Where are my keys?
2. Why did I walk into this room?
3. Have I or haven't I taken my pills?

Wow! We could be twins!

The only difference is on point 3. Mine would say "Have I given Ares his pills?" (Morning meds, hour after waking med, mid day med, evening meds, bedtime med round 1, final bedtime med) Kid's a walking pharmacy.

 

[sun rise]

3. Have I or haven't I taken my pills?

I have a pill minder and refill it once a week. As long as I remember to look at it I'm fine. Occasionally I forget and miss a set but most of the time I remember.