Send me your money? No, offend me, you dummy! 
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Offend Me, You Dummy
- Thread starter mangalavara
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But why?
Pull my finger, and I assure you, you'll be offended.
Lots of individuals in society live to feel offended, so, I want to know what it's like to feel offended by many users.
Pass. I don't want to feel that offended.
Hard pass.
Your father smelled of elderberries
When the elderberries were fresh or aged?
Viker
Häxan
You're not good enough for my money! Dummy!Send me your money? No, offend me, you dummy!
Psalm23
Well-Known Member
Why does your username say to mangle a vera, and what is a vera?Send me your money? No, offend me, you dummy!
I read about an ancient era
when lived a tad named mangalavera
beneath a broad and shady hat
looked like a twig that wispy brat
two fingers pinched a smoky reed
in puckered lips shaped like a seed
perched on a basket by some way
an artist drew that kid that way
You can't even mangle Vera and get that right.Send me your money? No, offend me, you dummy!
*ring*
"Hello, I am trying to reach Vara Mangala, please."
"I'm sorry, but there is no one here by that name. You must have the wrong number."
*ring ring*
"Hello, I know I just called but I just want to make sure. Are you certain there is no one there named Vara Mangala?"
"Yes, its like I told you a minute ago. There isn't anyone here named Vara Mangala, unless you are getting the name backwards in which case you have mangled a Vara."
"Hello, I am trying to reach Vara Mangala, please."
"I'm sorry, but there is no one here by that name. You must have the wrong number."
*ring ring*
"Hello, I know I just called but I just want to make sure. Are you certain there is no one there named Vara Mangala?"
"Yes, its like I told you a minute ago. There isn't anyone here named Vara Mangala, unless you are getting the name backwards in which case you have mangled a Vara."
You're not good enough for my money! Dummy!
If it's all in Washingtons, then I am indeed not good enough for your money considering that Washington was such an honorable man. On the other hand, if your money is all in Franklins, I am more than good enough for it.
I think Vera is a Slavic woman's name that means 'Faith.' As to your question, no, my username does not say something morbid. Lol.
That's a funny poem. Very good.
I'm Mangalavara, not Mangalavera, by the way.
I'm a nonviolent man, so yeah, I cannot mangle Vera.
In Sanskrit, Vara Mangala could mean 'Finest Mars.'
These?
Perhaps you mean combat boots? In that case, yes, in this recent pic of my mom and me.
How about...
You came close to offending me. Fortunately for myself, I was not offended because I am indeed safe. Unlike zombies, I don't eat brains, which means I will not get kuru.
Twilight Hue
Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.
You don't want to see me naked.Send me your money? No, offend me, you dummy!
Trust me. The subsequent mental therapy from being offended by my nakedness isn't worth the anguish to prove a challenge.
Sounds like your nakedness would indeed offend me. Considering that you're not going to upload any pics of it, I am left unoffended. But, please, don't disappoint me. Offend me somehow!
Erebus
Well-Known Member
If it's all in Washingtons, then I am indeed not good enough for your money considering that Washington was such an honorable man. On the other hand, if your money is all in Franklins, I am more than good enough for it.
I think Vera is a Slavic woman's name that means 'Faith.' As to your question, no, my username does not say something morbid. Lol.
That's a funny poem. Very good.
I'm Mangalavara, not Mangalavera, by the way.
I'm a nonviolent man, so yeah, I cannot mangle Vera.
In Sanskrit, Vara Mangala could mean 'Finest Mars.'
These?
Perhaps you mean combat boots? In that case, yes, in this recent pic of my mom and me.
One world champion fighter said that he'd fight anyone for the title, and they wouldn't have to fight a lot of people to qualify, and they'd get paid a lot. But mom backed out after I submitted her name.