The Random, Meaningless Announcements Thread 3!

[Wu Wei]

Without appearance known, I might end up with you.
Your treat, Fido.

EEEEW, are you trying to make a date with sun rise......do your openly expressed perversions know no bounds......

 

[Revoltingest]

Haircut cost me $20...with tip....but then I got more of it than you

Your cost per hair is lower.
A volume discount, eh.
Btw, your taxes paid for my coiffure.

 

[Revoltingest]

EEEEW, are you trying to make a date with sun rise......do your openly expressed perversions know no bounds......

I'm trying not to.
But a dating venue which hides appearance poses that risk.
Fortunately, his personality is so offensive, the risk is low.
He'd never get lucky anyway.

 

[Wu Wei]

Your cost per hair is lower.
A volume discount, eh.
Btw, your taxes paid for my coiffure.

Yes, I know...there is no need to remind me ya dead beat, do nothing, degenerate, retiree

 

[Wu Wei]

I'm trying not to.
But a dating venue which hides appearance poses that risk.
Fortunately, his personality is so offensive, the risk is low.
He'd never get lucky anyway.

You speak as if you have been scorned

 

[Revoltingest]

You speak as if you have been scorned

Merely spurned.
This is good...I'm not a people person.

 

[sun rise]

Got me a haircut today.
$10 + $1 tip.

My wife cuts my hair. It's free. And thus I out-cheap the Scot.

 

[Revoltingest]

My wife cuts my hair. It's free. And thus I out-cheap the Scot.

I'd rather stay married.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I've been feeding Invisible Kitty for a few days now.
It's invisible cuz I never see it....just footprints in the
snow, & nightly disappearing cat food.

sure it's cat feet? We've got lots of tracks...possum, raccoon, fox...very rarely a skunk...coyote...

 

[Revoltingest]

sure it's cat feet? We've got lots of tracks...possum, raccoon, fox...very rarely a skunk...coyote...

Oh, yeah....I know human & cat tracks, but nothing else.

 

[Wu Wei]

Oh, yeah....I know human & cat tracks, but nothing else.

Are you sure its not a Wolverine, Badger or Elephant......

 

[columbus]

My wife cuts my hair. It's free. And thus I out-cheap the Scot.

I wish I could get Doug to cut mine.
I cut his.
But all he wants is a short even trim of what little hair he still has. I have nice hair and I want it to look good.
At least decent.
So I just pay.
Tom

 

[sun rise]

I'm feeling the urge to post but have nothing to say. So this post is worth nothing.

 

[Revoltingest]

Are you sure its not a Wolverine, Badger or Elephant......

That's absurd.
Wolverines are rare even in MI's UP.
@oldbadger lives in Limeyland somewhere.
Elephants would have size 57 shoes.

 

[sun rise]

 

[sun rise]

 

[Revoltingest]

Trump Rips Bloomberg: '5' 4" Mass of Dead Energy'...

Mike Hits Back: 'Carnival Barking Clown'; 'Behind Back They Laugh at You'...

 

[Wu Wei]

That's absurd.
Wolverines are rare even in MI's UP.
@oldbadger lives in Limeyland somewhere.
Elephants would have size 57 shoes.

Blue whale then

 

[Revoltingest]

Blue whale then

They've never been sighted this far from Lake St Clair.

 

[Wu Wei]

They've never been sighted this far from Lake St Clair.

Then it must be . Mountain Lion, a Bengal Tiger or possibly an Emperor penguin