You know what - I have tried several times to watch that movie but I just can't get into it. But I also can't get into The Last Of The Mohicans so there's that. I mean, I love historical stuff and I know that has got to be a good movie but I always fall asleep when all those men are sweating in that log cabin thingie and I wake up when the woman is throwing herself over the cliff, and I know a lot of great stuff surely happens in between!
Oh, also Apocalypse Now. I always fall asleep when Marlon Brando is down in that tunnel or whatever, and I wake up when he is saying that they cut off the arms of all the kids who got the shots from the Americans. Surely other stuff happens. I mean, I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory.