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The last post is the WINNER!

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
I should not have to point it out, but one way to win against a recalcitrant computer is to pee on it.
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
...and for platypi its only evil to pee without saying 'Excuse me'.
Dogs say 'excuse me' for other reasons

Excuse_Me_Sir736.jpg
 

4consideration

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Premium Member
Those bears do the darndest things.

A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. Then he pulls out a gun, fires it in the air, and heads for the door. “Hey!” shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, “I’m a panda. Google me!” Sure enough, panda: “A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”

http://www.rd.com/jokes/bar/
 

sun rise

The world is on fire
Premium Member
Those bears do the darndest things.

A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. Then he pulls out a gun, fires it in the air, and heads for the door. “Hey!” shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, “I’m a panda. Google me!” Sure enough, panda: “A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”

http://www.rd.com/jokes/bar/
Shoot, I've heard that before and too often so I'm going to leave this thread for a few minutes but not to eat, but to relax.
 
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