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Fighting evil with evil? Why didn't I think of it?I should not have to point it out, but one way to win against a recalcitrant computer is to pee on it.
It's not evil to pee on something if you're a dog as long as you pee on the right object and not someone's leg.Fighting evil with evil? Why didn't I think of it?
...and for platypi its only evil to pee without saying 'Excuse me'.It's not evil to pee on something if you're a dog as long as you pee on the right object and not someone's leg.
Dogs say 'excuse me' for other reasons...and for platypi its only evil to pee without saying 'Excuse me'.
Oh Pooh.The next poster must change his name to Winnie.
That's sexist: what if the next poster had been a woman, such as our @4consideration , hmmm?The next poster must change his name to Winnie.
I knew it would be a male, although not necessarily human.That's sexist: what if the next poster had been a woman, such as our @4consideration , hmmm?
I should not have to point it out, but one way to win against a recalcitrant computer is to pee on it.
We're a team who will give those computers what they have coming to them.Bear barf works well too
We're a team who will give those computers what they have coming to them.
Shoot, I've heard that before and too often so I'm going to leave this thread for a few minutes but not to eat, but to relax.Those bears do the darndest things.
A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. Then he pulls out a gun, fires it in the air, and heads for the door. “Hey!” shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, “I’m a panda. Google me!” Sure enough, panda: “A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”
http://www.rd.com/jokes/bar/