Promote your religion in one sentence (fun little game)

[vijeno]

Here are the rules:

1. Name your faith (or lack thereof).
2. Give your very best reason for why we should adopt your faith. ONE reason. In one sentence. Of reasonable length (No more than, say, 300 characters.) It's supposed to be a bit of interesting fun!
3. No debate: After your first reply, steadfastly refuse to write anything else. (That can be a spiritual practice too!)
4. No debate.
5. No debate.
6. No debate.

 

[vijeno]

So, starting myself:

Atheism.

I've never found any convincing evidence of any god or other metaphysical entity.

 

[YmirGF]

"Strong" Atheist.

Be here now.

 

[Kemosloby]

Come hither all who believe in Jesus the Son of God shall have eternal life resting safely in the bosom of Abraham after God has wiped away your tears and made you a son and heir to the kingdom of God never more to weep or moan when the Lord takes up his cup of wine and passes it around to the righteous at the great wedding day of the lord with much food and drink and laughter and singing.

Run on sentence is a type of sentence....

 

[The Kilted Heathen]

Norse Heathenry (Ásatrú, Forn Sed)

We have booze and boobs.

 

[Altfish]

Atheism

A non-prophet organisation

 

[Revoltingest]

Revoltifarianism:
"Use what works, & ditch the rest."

 

[David T]

 

[A Vestigial Mote]

Atheism.

Why settle for anything more?

 

[zahra67]

Here are the rules:

1. Name your faith (or lack thereof).
2. Give your very best reason for why we should adopt your faith. ONE reason. In one sentence. Of reasonable length (No more than, say, 300 characters.) It's supposed to be a bit of interesting fun!
3. No debate: After your first reply, steadfastly refuse to write anything else. (That can be a spiritual practice too!)
4. No debate.
5. No debate.
6. No debate.

the message of my religion (shia islam) is mercy, prosperity and salvation for mankind.

 

[Jumi]

Gnostic monotheism.

Knowing makes much of belief obsolete.

 

[metis]

I'm the high priest of Confusionism , whereas our faith statement is "I don't know".

 

[DavidFirth]

Christian

"I am the way, the truth and the life."

 

[Tumah]

Judaism.

It's not for you.

 

[Rival]

Judaism.

It's not for you.

So become a

Noachide:
You technically have no choice.

 

[Unveiled Artist]

Here are the rules:

1. Name your faith (or lack thereof).
2. Give your very best reason for why we should adopt your faith. ONE reason. In one sentence. Of reasonable length (No more than, say, 300 characters.) It's supposed to be a bit of interesting fun!
3. No debate: After your first reply, steadfastly refuse to write anything else. (That can be a spiritual practice too!)
4. No debate.
5. No debate.
6. No debate.

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Dont worry. We won't have your back.

"Do It Yourself Guide to Life: Instructions are not included."

 

[Vinayaka]

Hinduism ... Don't even think about it.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Animism: respectful relationships with all human and other-than-human persons, who are all your kinfolk, that you interact with...you should try it sometime...

 

[shunyadragon]

Baha'i Faith

If there is a God, the Baha'i Faith is the universal choice.

 

[allfoak]

Know Thyself
and know all else,
know not one's self and know nothing else.