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Spiderman

Veteran Member
''The hottest fires burn out quickest.''

What do you think this quote means?
It means if you run or work at too fast a pace with too much passion, you crash and burn.

You must relax and play. Stop running sometimes and walk. Set some quality time aside to smell the flowers and vaginas :tulip:
 
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Spiderman

Veteran Member
God created Villains, Monsters, and Demons, because it's fun to have a rebellion when you know you're going to easily win. I like animals and people that rebel against me as long as I know I can put em in a headlock and take em down. Always enjoyed video games when the computer rebels against me. Besides, without the Joker and villains, batman would just fly around like a fairy smelling all his flowers. Who would batman be without the Joker?
- PoopADoop :p
 

Spiderman

Veteran Member
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Every Clown has a silver lining
-Pope Matthew


(an inside joke only you and TTA would understand Dee :)
 

Spiderman

Veteran Member
So, Deidre, a criminal broke into my house looking for my money and I told him id help him look for some...the search turned up nill :( waa!
 
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Spiderman

Veteran Member
St Francis of Assisi said, " don't walk somewhere to preach unless you're walking is your preaching ".

That sounds like "don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk " but I also think it means "be what you want others to see at all times, not just when others can see you ".
 

Spiderman

Veteran Member
So I after mass my lungs never felt the same. After scanning and doing some surgery on my chest, the Doctor held up a jar and said "after making the incision we found a tiny Jewish carpenter lodged in your left lung. Next time you receive holy communion , make sure Jesus goes down the right pipe "

I just made that joke up. Will get some time in purgatory for that one :p
 
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Ana.J

Active Member
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” ― Oscar Wilde

“Be the change that you wish to see in the world.” ― Mahatma Gandhi

“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” ― Albert Einstein
 
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