In Genesis it was Adam and Eve, Not Adam and Steve

[Mycroft]

Complete rubbish.

Everyone knows that in Genesis it was Phil Collins, Tony Banks and Mark Rutherford.

 

[psychoslice]

I think if the so called story of Adam and Eve was Adam and Steve, it would be a better world, much more gay and less population, yea sounds good to me.

 

[Altfish]

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Everyone knows that in Genesis it was Phil Collins, Tony Banks and Mark Rutherford.

In my mind, when Peter Gabriel left, Genesis was over

 

[Deathbydefault]

Just because it was one thing doesn't mean it cannot be another thing.
As we have visible proof of...

 

[BSM1]

I think if the so called story of Adam and Eve was Adam and Steve, it would be a better world, much more gay and less population, yea sounds good to me.

Uh..wouldn't there be zero population?

 

[The Emperor of Mankind]

In my mind, when Peter Gabriel left, Genesis was over

You might even say... ... ... it was the Exodus!

 

[Altfish]

You might even say... ... ... it was the Exodus!

Or a Revelation

 

[Jainarayan]

It was originally adam and steve (there were no upper case letters). Linguists found the error based on a very ancient manuscript. When Genesis was being transcribed evidently a monk smudged the letters 'st' and, being lazy said "meh, what's the harm?", and left it adam and eve.

 

[The Emperor of Mankind]

Or a Revelation

 

[Wirey]

God is a woman and I can prove it!

When God made the Garden of Eden, she put Eve in it. One day she came down and said "How's biz, Eve?"

Eve replied "Okay, but I have a question. I know what the left one is for, and I know what the right one is for, but what is this middle breast for?"

God said "You're right, you don't need that," and She took it off and threw it away.

A week later God comes back and says "How's tricks?"

Eve replies "Everything is fine, but I'm getting lonely."

God says "Okay, I'll create man."

Eve says "That'll be great!"

God looks around and says "Now, where did I put that useless boob?"

 

[psychoslice]

Uh..wouldn't there be zero population?

Yea, at least so called sin would have been stopped in its tracks, seeing God stuffed everything up lol.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

God is a woman and I can prove it!

Well, duh. God is Alanis Morissette. Haven't you ever watched Dogma?

 

[BSM1]

Yea, at least so called sin would have been stopped in its tracks, seeing God stuffed everything up lol.

Well there would be that, lol.

 

[Wirey]

It was originally adam and steve (there were no upper case letters). Linguists found the error based on a very ancient manuscript. When Genesis was being transcribed evidently a monk smudged the letters 'st' and, being lazy said "meh, what's the harm?", and left it adam and eve.

My favourite part of the internet. Accurate historical facts.

 

[Revoltingest]

My favourite part of the internet. Accurate historical facts.

And science!
Pyramid = Electric Generator, page 1

 

[Wirey]

And science!
Pyramid = Electric Generator, page 1

Sweet merciful Jesus Christ, didn't that guy actually already admit to us he was making it all up?

 

[Revoltingest]

Sweet merciful Jesus Christ, didn't that guy actually already admit to us he was making it all up?

Not that I recall.

 

[Jainarayan]

My favourite part of the internet. Accurate historical facts.

A bit of snark, you realize.

 

[Shadow Wolf]

And science!
Pyramid = Electric Generator, page 1

I have to admit, "The Pyramid Electric" sounds like a 70s rock or disco band name, like Electric Light Orchestra or Earth, Wind, & Fire.

 

[Wirey]

I have to admit, "The Pyramid Electric" sounds like a 70s rock or disco band name, like Electric Light Orchestra or Earth, Wind, & Fire.

Don't go bad mouthin' Earth, Wind and Fire, or I'll turn you into my own personal Boogie Wonderland. In September. After the Love is Gone.