finalfrogo said:
Be honest, what would the world be like if there existed only one religion, and it was...Christianity?
Entertainment as we know it would be bland and completely uninteresting. Imagine 1000 cable channels and all of them are family oriented. "Realistic" dramas never get any deeper than "7th Heaven". Movie of the week is "The Sound of Music" or "Homeward Bound". All pop music would be Bible-washed and censored out of existence. Prayer in schools as evolution lessons and sex ed are phased out. STD infections would skyrocket due to lack of education. No abortions. Wal-Mart would have a monopoly on EVERYTHING. Science would take a serious nose dive. The porn industry in turn would gain power like the mafia during prohibition, and unregulated it would sink to new depths of perversion.
On the plus side, we'd stop seeing those Jesus-fish on the back of cars.
finalfrogo said:
You could kiss women's rights goodbye. Victoria's Secret would have to redo their entire catalogue to include Hijabs, Abayas and what not.
On the plus side, punishments towards criminals would become more severe.
finalfrogo said:
The entire Middle East would be finished.
On the plus side, Hitler would be rolling in his grave.
finalfrogo said:
Not sure...but for some reason I think elephants would be seen more commonly. Oh, and everything would be decorated with imitation gold.
finalfrogo said:
Everyone would have to learn kung-fu. No really...
everyone.
finalfrogo said:
"Burning Man" would be a national holiday. Outcasted high school teenagers would have to find a new interest to set themselves apart from their formerly Christian peers. Halloween would be a bigger deal than Christmas (which now be called Wine-and-orgiesmas). On the plus side...wait, that was the plus side.
finalfrogo said:
We'd have new laws to regulate the maximum miles per hour that you can ride your broom down a street (or rather over it). Lawyers would be out of a job, since lawsuits would not be as desirable as cursing someone. School uniforms would all look like color-coded variations of the Harry Potter robes. Our new currency would have the words "In Goddess We Trust" with a picture of the moon where the presidents faces used to be (in different phases depending on the denomination). Owl-based postal service.
finalfrogo said:
We'd have worldwide shortages of black eyeliner. At the Academy Awards, actors acceptance speeches would sound like, "First, I'd like to thank The supreme Lord Satan in all His dark majesty for the glorious demonic possession that allowed me to pull of this role..." We'd also have defloweration clinics (probably run by the former FLDS) where families take their young daughters so they won't have to become virgin sacrifices. Jessica Simpson song lyrics would have a whole new twist...
finalfrogo said:
There'd be a massive, worldwide victory party as the faith finally achieves "oneness of religion" and "oneness of humanity". Then it would completely dissolve having no more goals to accomplish and the world would fall into wanton sexual promiscuity and hedonism.
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