I Will Turn Smart Guy Into A Real Man

[Revoltingest]

It has become obvious that Smart Guy is caring, sensitive, spiritual, & highly intelligent.
No wonder he's single! Women like bad boys, rebels, & generally dangerous dudes.
We care, Smart Guy. We want you to grow into the man you can be.
So I (& others) magnanimously volunteer to coach him in the ways of real men.
- I will advise him on making blunt & offensive posts.
- @Wirey will teach him pull-my-finger jokes & how to throw things at stuff.
- @Kilgore Trout will impart the ways of sarcasm.
- @BSM1 will reduce his attention to personal hygiene.
- @sunrise123 will introduce him to NASCAR.

This program can be broadened.
Who wants to help & how?

 

[FearGod]

It has become obvious that Smart Guy is caring, sensitive, spiritual, & highly intelligent.
No wonder he's single! Women like bad boys, rebels, & generally dangerous dudes.
We care, Smart Guy. We want you to grow into the man you can be.
So I (& others) magnanimously volunteer to coach him in the ways of real men.
- I will advise him on making blunt & offensive posts.
- @Wirey will teach him pull-my-finger jokes & how to throw things at stuff.
- @Kilgore Trout will impart the ways of sarcasm.
- @BSM1 will reduce his attention to personal hygiene.
- @sunrise123 will introduce him to NASCAR.

This program can be broadened.
Who wants to help & how?

I'm afraid that will be against the forum rules.

 

[MARCELLO]

I am also really surprised to see him single. He has got everyhing that a woman may ask for. I guess,he is the one who rejects.

 

[The Emperor of Mankind]

I'm afraid that will be against the forum rules.

But making jokes is not.

 

[FearGod]

But making jokes is not.

Sometimes jokes can be kind of sarcastic or can be embarrassing.

 

[Wirey]

- @Wirey will teach him pull-my-finger jokes & how to throw things at stuff.

The key is to follow through when throwing, but not during flatus. Trust me, it's an important distinction.

 

[Revoltingest]

Sometimes jokes can be kind of sarcastic or can be embarrassing.

Jokes which embarrass are the best.

 

[Godobeyer]

Jokes which embarrass are the best.

indeed

depend to the person who make joke and subject and target (the reciever)

I suggest to find him pretty Christian woman to marry , why not me too .

 

[Revoltingest]

indeed

depend to the person who make joke and subject and target (the reciever)

I suggest to find him pretty Christian woman to marry , why not me too .

I'm the last person anyone should trust to find them a date.
You need the famous @Wirey Dating Service
No one is better at ferreting out females than a guy who lives among polar bears & walruses north of the Arctic Circle!

 

[Godobeyer]

I'm the last person anyone should trust to find them a date.
You need the famous @Wirey Dating Service
No one is better at ferreting out females than a guy who lives among polar bears & walruses north of the Arctic Circle!

lol Dating service

I am not looking for date , i am look for pretty girl to marry

 

[Revoltingest]

lol Dating service
I am not looking for date , i am look for pretty girl to marry

Wirey is already married, but he can find you a female.
I assume you prefer human?
(This is an important thing to be clear about when dealing with Canuckistanians.)

 

[Brickjectivity]

When a date begins you must turn your partner upside down and thoroughly shake out all of their money, so that they cannot offer to pay for any meals or entertainment. This way you are the man and get to pay for everything.

 

[Revoltingest]

When a date begins you must turn your partner upside down and thoroughly shake out all of their money, so that they cannot offer to pay for any meals or entertainment. This way you are the man and get to pay for everything.

A real man isn't so grabby before dinner.
This is for after dinner.

 

[Brickjectivity]

A real man isn't so grabby before dinner.
This is for after dinner.

How do you know I was talking about dinner? Maybe I was talking about breakfast.

 

[Smart_Guy]

It has become obvious that Smart Guy is caring, sensitive, spiritual, & highly intelligent.
No wonder he's single! Women like bad boys, rebels, & generally dangerous dudes.
We care, Smart Guy. We want you to grow into the man you can be.
So I (& others) magnanimously volunteer to coach him in the ways of real men.
- I will advise him on making blunt & offensive posts.
- @Wirey will teach him pull-my-finger jokes & how to throw things at stuff.
- @Kilgore Trout will impart the ways of sarcasm.
- @BSM1 will reduce his attention to personal hygiene.
- @sunrise123 will introduce him to NASCAR.

This program can be broadened.
Who wants to help & how?

What? No women on the list? I want women to teach me stuff

And by the way, how did the nasty sunburns I had give you any clue about such a thread?

 

[Revoltingest]

How do you know I was talking about dinner? Maybe I was talking about breakfast.

A real man never takes a gal out for breakfast.
That would be to pay for something he already received!

 

[Revoltingest]

What? No women on the list? I want women to teach me stuff
And by the way, how did the nasty sunburns I had give you any clue about such a thread?

I considered letting real women (eg, @4consideration) advise you,
but I presume they'd be busy making us sammiches.

 

[Smart_Guy]

I considered letting real women (eg, @4consideration) advise you,
but I presume they'd be busy making us sammiches.

But I want more womens... more MORE!

Edit:
I have the utmost respect to 4Con of course. I like her

 

[Wu Wei]

with Revoltingest and his crew of namby-pamby miscreant all I have to say is you would do better, and get more manly advice, by watching a Care Bear cartoon

 

[Revoltingest]

with Revoltingest and his crew of namby-pamby miscreant all I have to say is you would do better, and get more manly advice, by watching a Care Bear cartoon

Real men watch The Venture Brothers cartoons.....