I ask because my inquiring mind wants to know.
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Do theists drink chocolate milk?
- Thread starter mangalavara
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I would think it's to nice for a theist, surely such wanton enjoyment would be a sin
Yes, and dharmic theists drink Oreo shakes to have a balance of yin and yang.
Niatero
*banned*
I never liked it when I was a theist. It was lonely though, because it looked to me like all the other kids at the cafeteria bought chocolate milk. Also, I didn't like chocolate-flavored breakfast cereals because they turned the milk into chocolate milk.
(later) I don't remember it being for the reasons that people might be thinking.
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Subduction Zone
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It is as @ChristineM pointed out a sure sign of the devil.
And if they heat it up and top it with mini marshmallows they are going straight to Hell.
And if they heat it up and top it with mini marshmallows they are going straight to Hell.
It is indeed nice to drink. I had a small carton of chocolate milk instead of a second cup of coffee today.
I sometimes drink a Hershey’s Cookies ‘n’ Creme beverage. It will eventually turn me into Ardhanārīśvara.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
I can tell you, after once being married to a Catholic woman and then later being engaged to another Catholic woman.... who had a son.... that.... Yes...Theist drink chocolate milk..... AND.... this may come as a shock.... they drink hot chocolate too.....
I had some of that back in my Lutheran days. Fortunately, I was able to ‘sin boldly’ because I was justified by faith alone. (This idea of sinning intentionally, by the way, is actually contrary to Lutheran doctrine.)
Yeah, but that’s just some Christians. Catholics, Orthodox, Lutherans, and Anglicans approve of it. Baptists, on the other hand, only allow heated chocolate bars for some bizarre reason.
Were you staring into your fridge at 2am when this idea came to you?
Pythagoras had a thing about beans. Them there church fathers relied on the Greeks for their thinking. Maybe that’s where the link is?
That’s a pretty good question and I can comprehend why you asked it.
chinu
chinu
But, you have to wait until thesit pass his/her stool.
Wu Wei
ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
now you're just getting picky
I've wanted to know, too, but I was always afraid to ask.
I infer then that theists who consume chocolate products are diabolists.
Subduction Zone
Veteran Member
Missouri Synod?
ELCA.