Meh, I was inspired by another thread of similar name started by @Servant_of_the_One1 , although we chose different forums for our efforts.
Still, I thought I'd save the seceding states the trouble of writing a declaration of cause by freely offering my services. In the interests of full disclosure, I will readily admit I've borrowed heavily from the Georgian declaration of cause of 1860. Oh, and sorry on the cross-outs…it’s still in draft form, so…ya know…;
The people of Daveistan having dissolved their political connection with the Government of the United States of America, present to their confederates and the world the causes which have led to the separation. For the last ten years we have born witness to the increasing impact ofhumanism The Gay Agenda on policy decisions, and the subsequent reduction in a fundamentalist clear direction for some all.
We believe the Gay Agenda has served to weaken our security, to disturb our domestic peace and tranquility, and persistently refused to comply with their express constitutional obligations to us in reference to this agenda, and by the use of their power in the Federal Government have striven to deprive us of an equal enjoyment of the common Territories of the Republic. Specifically, they have done this through the recognition of homosexual “marriages”, ironically the inverse of our complaints around slavery in 1860, where they stopped recognising slaves as property.
We are particularly worried about the message the recognition of homosexual marriage will send to the young people of our State. Life is confusing enough,with images of religious sectarianism, guilt-trips over masturbation, global warming, women voting and taking places in the workplace, economic issues to now have to explain that we are no longer a theocracy, being forced to like gay marriage, being forced to marry gays, respecting God’s timeless laws about mixing fabrics, 72 virgins, Soddom and Gamorah.
In summation, we invite the God-fearing to see our state as haven. Even those of you who follow the wrong God seem to know that heterosexuality is natural,no matter the unnatural things I beg my wife to do to me on a regular basis. And homosexuality is the cause of constant societal collapse since Adam and Eve , for as far back as we can point a finger. This collapse has taken many forms, but all societies have collapsed, and all societies have been infected with The Gay become decadent.
By demanding secular laws which match to our religion, we will beable to fool ourselves that drugs, homosexuals and teenage promiscuity don’t exist give our children one clear message, rather than conflicting values. And the message is that people different to you are cursed spawn of Satan the path of the righteous is a hard one (especially for gay in our state moving forwards, let me tell you!! Haha) but controlling the rights of others is a sacrifice we are willing to make.
Still, I thought I'd save the seceding states the trouble of writing a declaration of cause by freely offering my services. In the interests of full disclosure, I will readily admit I've borrowed heavily from the Georgian declaration of cause of 1860. Oh, and sorry on the cross-outs…it’s still in draft form, so…ya know…;
The people of Daveistan having dissolved their political connection with the Government of the United States of America, present to their confederates and the world the causes which have led to the separation. For the last ten years we have born witness to the increasing impact of
We believe the Gay Agenda has served to weaken our security, to disturb our domestic peace and tranquility, and persistently refused to comply with their express constitutional obligations to us in reference to this agenda, and by the use of their power in the Federal Government have striven to deprive us of an equal enjoyment of the common Territories of the Republic. Specifically, they have done this through the recognition of homosexual “marriages”
We are particularly worried about the message the recognition of homosexual marriage will send to the young people of our State. Life is confusing enough,
In summation, we invite the God-fearing to see our state as haven. Even those of you who follow the wrong God seem to know that heterosexuality is natural,
By demanding secular laws which match to our religion, we will be