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Zombie Threat

I feel better about having a plan, in fact I'm feeling pretty damn cocky right about now.

This BTW is signature worthy imo :biglaugh:

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My understanding of zombie biology is that if you manage to decapitate a zombie then it's dead forever
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Professor Neil Ferguson
 

Stellify

StarChild
lol I know! I laughed when I read that, too :p

You have a plan? Do tell :cool:

The closest "plan" my friends ever came up with was traveling to the mountains of Tibet or going to NZ lol
 

Kilgore Trout

Misanthropic Humanist
It is pointless to resist. Save yourself a lot of heartache, and just get infected early on. That's my plan. I don't know why everyone is so anti-zombie.
 
Don't mind ATS he talks a good talk but you know he will be cryin' outside your bunker begging to be let in while you are put through the unecessary trauma of having to listen to him being eaten alive :rolleyes:
 

Stellify

StarChild
Don't mind ATS he talks a good talk but you know he will be cryin' outside your bunker begging to be let in while you are put through the unecessary trauma of having to listen to him being eaten alive :rolleyes:
How inconsiderate of him :tsk:
 

Stellify

StarChild
I know. That's what I said.
But...I AM in Texas...So, with all the guns and crazies around here, I may not need to go anywhere else. :p
 

Zephyr

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Security Clearance Adequate: Access Authorized

Item #: SCP-008

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-008 samples are extreme biological hazards and all related protocols apply. Incineration and irradiation measures will be deployed in the event of political or military action which may result in the facility being dismantled; a power failure; or zero communications from operatives or outside channels during any given eight-hour period. The quarantine period for operatives leaving the facility is four months. If a breach has occurred, incineration and irradiation measures shall be deployed. It should be the policy of all G2 site to not prepare an evacuation procedure.
 

Zephyr

Moved on
Description: SCP-008 is a complex prion, samples of which are stored in each of the known G2 sites. Research into SCP-008 is highly classified and primarily aimed at preventing research which may lead to the synthesis of SCP-008 in the distant future. Traits of the SCP-008 prion include:

100% infectiousness.
100% lethality.
Transmission through exposed mucous membranes and all bodily fluids.
Not airborne or waterborne.
Symptoms of infection with SCP-008 manifest no more than three hours after exposure, and include:

Flu-like symptoms with high fever, plus severe dementia in later stages.
Coma onset approximately 20 hours after first symptoms appear and 12 hours after noticeable dementia. Coma onset will be considered onset of death.
A period of sporadic cellular necrosis occurs which comes to resemble gangrene. Surviving tissue assumes its original function and is highly resilient.
Red blood cells greatly increase oxygen storage capacity, resulting in slower blood flow and increased muscle endurance and strength.
Nervous and muscular systems are unaffected by total organ failure for several hours.
Metabolism may decrease to extremely low levels, allowing subject to survive for over 10 years without nutrition.
High blood viscosity results in negligible blood flow from gunshot, puncture, and slashing injuries.
Conditioned behavior, motor controls, and instinctive behavioral mechanisms are damaged, and cognitive abilities are severely retarded and erratic. Animals experience excessive brain necrosis and are inactive.
Subject can adapt to its damaged nervous systems but is limited to basic physical activities, including standing up, balancing on two legs, walking, biting, grabbing, and crawling. Subject will energetically move towards sights, sounds, and smells it associates with living humans. Subject will attempt to ingest living humans if physical contact is made.
Neutralizing fully-infected subjects requires significant cranial trauma.
There is strong evidence to suggest SCP-008 itself did not form naturally on Earth, since variants of similar complexity would have displaced much of the ecosystem. In 1959 a short collaborative effort with the USSR to locate G2 sites and eliminate SCP-008 was negotiated following their discovery. The status of SCP-008 in Russian custody since collaboration ended is unknown.

Addendum 008-1: SCP-500 has been found to be able to completely cure SCP-008 even in the advanced stages of the disease.
 

Zephyr

Moved on
Scp008.jpg

Figure 1: A protein chain similar in structure to SCP-008. Diagrams of SCP-008 itself cannot be released due to risk of attempted synthesis.
 

Erebus

Well-Known Member
Time to put your zombie attack plans into action, it looks like the attack by mindless, violent insults to nature has already begun.

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3.14

Well-Known Member
simple i get into a flat make sure there is only 1 way up install 2 blades in the walls wich dice everyone in 3 parts then make a large hole in the floor and put a tub of sulferic acid in it
(for humans there is a rope to swing over it but zombie's can't reach it because there diced in 3 parts and the rope is only lowered if the gaurd actauly sees a human there)

now your probably wondering but pi how will humans avoid being diced, good qeustion, if they manage to get past the zombie's there will be a deadman switch wich will stop the blade's for 5 seconds (enough for someone with human refleces to get past but no zombies)
 

Renji

Well-Known Member
Thought this article was interesting :D

Apparently, they've tried to run a simulation of what would happen if a zombie-epidemic actually DID break out.
It doesn't look too good for the living, I'm afraid.

BBC NEWS | Science & Environment | Science ponders 'zombie attack'

I've also heard it from a radio program last week. Scientists say that this is an epidemic "illness" like h1n1 virus. I also heard that all countries should work to stop this epidemic or we are all in trouble. Still, its hard to believe..
 
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