YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE: Do Not PANIC! There is no cause for ALARM!

[apophenia]

What people don't realize is that this is all code for determining who's in for the Christmas orgy.

I'm enjoying watching all this unfold and seeing who is a candidate for my new rope.

Meh. My hemp is at least as good as yours.

 

[Smart_Guy]

Everyone knows gwickles can't hurt you as long as you wear garlic.

Sweet Jesus

Ah, I mean, OMG!!!

Really?

 

[4consideration]

What's a profile

I mean, what's a gwickle...

I'm calm... I am calm... I AM CALM DARN IT...

I have no idea what a gwickle is. That's why I am perfectly fine with letting Badran deal with them.

 

[methylatedghosts]

Meh. My hemp is at least as good as yours.

But Mystic's has the uncanny ability to.... Bring all the boys to the yard...

 

[Smart_Guy]

I have no idea what a gwickle is. That's why I am perfectly fine with letting Badran deal with them.

Glad to know I'm not the only one. I guess

I have faith in Badran too. He has the same name as one of my cousins after all :yes:

 

[4consideration]

Glad to know I'm not the only one. I guess

I have faith in Badran too. He has the same name as one of my cousins after all :yes:

If you should happen to run into a qwickle and Badran is not around, just do what I plan to do, and pull the covers over your head. I'm pretty sure they won't be able to see you if you can't see them. It worked when I was a child -- no monsters got me. I figure it couldn't hurt now. Good luck!

 

[crossfire]

If you should happen to run into a qwickle and Badran is not around, just do what I plan to do, and pull the covers over your head. I'm pretty sure they won't be able to see you if you can't see them. It worked when I was a child -- no monsters got me. I figure it couldn't hurt now. Good luck!

You mean you'd leave the poor qwickle to the whims of the qwickle snatchers?

 

[4consideration]

You mean you'd leave the poor qwickle to the whims of the qwickle snatchers?

I don't know what I'm doing -- this is pure panic going on!

 

[crossfire]

I don't know what I'm doing -- this is pure panic going on!

Yes, I'm so panicked that I even misspelled gwickle! (Either that or I'm hormonal)

ehh, what's the difference?

 

[nazz]

We regret to inform you there are reports of that one or more gwickle snatchers may be lose on the Forum.

These reports are as yet unverified, but must not be taken lightly, due to the seriousness of the situation if any gwickle snatchers are indeed lose.

Please calmly check your and your neighbor's profiles. Gwickle snatchers are known to infest profiles. If you see a gwickle snatcher, or even signs that a gwickle snatcher might be lurking in or near your profiles, DO NOT APPROACH THE BEAST! Instead, contact the nearest armed staff member immediately.

Above all else, remember there is no reason to PANIC. These reports have not been verified. We make this announcement only to cover our butts in case of a GWICKLE SNATCHER ATTACK!

Thank you for your calmness and restraint during this CRISIS.

Oh, they can have my gwickles. I never had much use for them anyway.

 

[Smart_Guy]

If you should happen to run into a qwickle and Badran is not around, just do what I plan to do, and pull the covers over your head. I'm pretty sure they won't be able to see you if you can't see them. It worked when I was a child -- no monsters got me. I figure it couldn't hurt now. Good luck!

Then I hope Badran stays close. Last time I did that I almost suffocated :cold:

Hmm, was that the last night?