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You should always knock before you open a fridge

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Spiderman, Sep 16, 2021.

  1. Spiderman

    Spiderman Veteran Member

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    I opened without knocking today and there was a Salad dressing inside. :D


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  2. Spiderman

    Spiderman Veteran Member

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    I'm sorry if that was old news. I couldn't resist.
     
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  3. Meow Mix

    Meow Mix Chatte Féministe

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    Meow Mix's Law, bad dad jokes get Informative reacts
     
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  4. Meow Mix

    Meow Mix Chatte Féministe

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    You can't informative back! That's cheating! I'm telling!
     
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    Meow Mix Chatte Féministe

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    :p
     
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  6. The Hammer

    The Hammer Frog Lord
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    What did the custodian say when he jumped out of the closet?




    “Supplies!”
     
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  7. The Hammer

    The Hammer Frog Lord
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    Which knight invented King Arthur’s Round Table?




    Sir Cumference.
     
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  8. lewisnotmiller

    lewisnotmiller Grand Hat
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    There's some joke here about Sir Mixalot and Hammer Time, I'm sure, but I'm too brain fried to fit the pieces together.
     
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    Meow Mix Chatte Féministe

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  10. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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  11. Twilight Hue

    Twilight Hue Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.

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    French or Italian?
     
  12. Guitar's Cry

    Guitar's Cry Verisimilitudinous

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    Salad jokes are the worst. You should just toss it.
     
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  13. Spiderman

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    White wine to be precise.

    It's a true story actually.
     
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