You die, confront a god in which you didn't believe, now what?

[Mister Silver]

So you die.

Now you're in the presence of a god (doesn't matter which god it is so long as it's one in which you do not believe) in which you did not believe while you were alive.

This god sits there silently, staring at you.

What do you say?

 

[Father Heathen]

I would say "Excuse me, but I do believe that you're in my seat."

 

[Sanzbir]

Any god I don't believe in, eh??

Alright, I choose Vivec.

"So... uh. Why did you decide the only evidence of your existence you wanted to give us was a video game??"

 

[Jayhawker Soule]

Sorry ... I did my best.

 

[Kuzcotopia]

Sorry I didn't have more sex with as many partners as possible. . . Frickin' Pandora opened that box and let out a ton of venereal disease. Made me nervous, so I got married.

So Aphrodite . . . how you doin'?

 

[LuisDantas]

So you die.

Now you're in the presence of a god (doesn't matter which god it is so long as it's one in which you do not believe) in which you did not believe while you were alive.

This god sits there silently, staring at you.

What do you say?

How and why would I know of that entity as a god as opposed to, say, an hallucination?

 

[Scott C.]

So you die.

Now you're in the presence of a god (doesn't matter which god it is so long as it's one in which you do not believe) in which you did not believe while you were alive.

This god sits there silently, staring at you.

What do you say?

"Nice to meet you. I did my best. What now?"

 

[Kemosloby]

Zeus. Your aim's pretty bad, rarely hit anyone with the lightning bolts, Can't even hit the same spot twice... You ain't so big, just tall that's all.

 

[Katzpur]

So you die.

Now you're in the presence of a god (doesn't matter which god it is so long as it's one in which you do not believe) in which you did not believe while you were alive.

This god sits there silently, staring at you.

What do you say?

Oh Lord, my God!

 

[Katzpur]

Sorry ... I did my best.

Absolute best answer ever!

 

[Mister Silver]

How and why would I know of that entity as a god as opposed to, say, an hallucination?

You're dead. Rather than experiencing the nothingness of which you expected you are instead met by a god. Use your imagination. It doesn't have to be true; this is just a rhetorical scenario.

 

[Polymath257]

So you die.

Now you're in the presence of a god (doesn't matter which god it is so long as it's one in which you do not believe) in which you did not believe while you were alive.

This god sits there silently, staring at you.

What do you say?

Hello!

 

[Valjean]

I'd ask to speak to the management.

 

[Eliab ben Benjamin]

Sorry ... I did my best.

Wonderful answer Jay.

Mine in my near Death Experience was similar, but somewhat filled with confusion, and more thought than said..... like.... why are you not an old bearded man sitting on a throne with a gavel......
why are you welcoming me with so much love.....

 

[wizanda]

What do you say?

Would transmit from my soul something along the lines of the meaning of Namaste (I bow to the divine within you, and all).

 

[ADigitalArtist]

Which one are you again?

 

[Nakosis]

What do you say?

"Cool! So what now?"

I'm all ready to jump into whatever happens after that point.

 

[siti]

What? You mean the JWs were right all along???!!! Damn!

 

[suncowiam]

Pull out a power point presentation and make my case that I was better than most of his followers even the most faithful.

Of course, my presentation will have fancy charts and graphs plus all the great animations and transitions. God can only be impressed after this.

 

[BSM1]

"Wassup?"