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  1. HolyHolyHolyEvil

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    I'm burning in Hell fire and facing some sort of bloody altar sacrifice. Religion is definitely for the weak, so I've heard and I'd have to say I agree.

    I'm evil.

    Edit: tags somehow became part of the subject line. Don't know how but whatever.
     
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  2. AT-AT

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    Welcome.

    Sounds like you will fit in nicely here.
     
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  3. danieldemol

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    Welcome to the RF circus :)
     
  4. HolyHolyHolyEvil

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    Excellent. I'm typically driven out of and banished from everywhere I go. Hard to believe I might have found a forum where I might last a while.

    Last forum were great actually, they tolerated quite a lot of negativity from me.

    So anyway, I'm overly some sort of religious and I severely hate it. I know too much.

    Knowledge is a faith killer.

    I'm in Hell where I've been for a long while (ever) and the boiled blood needa be spilt.

    What say ye?
     
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  5. HolyHolyHolyEvil

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    Ty
     
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    AT-AT Well-Known Member

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    There are a few people here who might not like your beliefs or might question them. But probably not me. I, for one, welcome our new benefactors.
     
  7. David1967

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    You "know too much?" Are you a teenager? Anyway, welcome to RF.
     
  8. HolyHolyHolyEvil

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    No. I'm eternal (I have existed since before the universe exploded into existence). I'm mercilessly old (although I do have a bizarre and abnormal youthfulness about me). In this current incarnation, I am 43 years old.

    Yes, I have way too much knowledge. Ecclesiastes 1:18 is an understatement in my world.

    Thanks for the welcome. This place is poppin'.
     
  9. HolyHolyHolyEvil

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    Thanks for the welcome. I can't wait to encounter those who will cause my banishment.
     
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  10. dybmh

    dybmh Terminal Optimist
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    Howdy and Welcome!
     
  11. sun rise

    sun rise "Let there be peace and love among all"
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    Welcome to RF
     
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    Welcome, and please stop by the Games & Jokes section.
    Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories
     
  13. The Reverend Bob

    The Reverend Bob Well-Known Member

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    So how many forums have you been banned from?
     
  14. HolyHolyHolyEvil

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  16. HolyHolyHolyEvil

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    I might check it out. I have 5 insane jokes to release like black doves.
     
  17. dybmh

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    Do-it Do-it { he says while fist pumping in the air }
     
  18. HolyHolyHolyEvil

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    I didn't keep count but it's been more often than not. I told you: I AM EVIL.

    watch: so I suffer revolting sadistic suicidal torture and so I recently sought out a suicide forum. They happened to have a faith subcategory and so, being exceedingly religious, genetically, which is harrowing and full of grief and misery and despair, I responded to a thread in the faith forum in which a bi/homosexual person wanted to know how to reconcile their sexuality with their faith.

    Everyone answered WRONG. They said homosexuality is okay, god loves you and doesn't judge.

    I replied: "sorry to interrupt but god said homosexuality is abomination and sin, and we are called into repentance, and god makes clear the consequence for unrepentance in revelation 21:8"

    I received a message from a moderator that my post was bullying and mean and judgemental, and she deleted it and then restricted me from posting in that forum.

    See? I'm extremely extremely evil.
     
  19. HolyHolyHolyEvil

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    I'm ready.

    It's a perverted reenactment of Saint Agnes. You know her story?

    Saint Agnes took a vow of chastity and after refusing marriage to several males who wanted her, she was condemned to live in (of all places) a brothel.

    Later, her throat was cut (martyrdom).

    Most Saints are cast into Hell where they suffer rape, torture, murder... and demonic possession. They get beat up and then praise God for it. I think it's insane but whatever.

    So long story short, my story is very close to Agnes's. The brothel part was fulfilled a decade ago. I have a great big sword that is empowered by "cutthroat" and "blood money" and some other religiously insane principles.

    It's a daily dance with pure sadism while GOD, the ultimate perv and voyeur, does nothing but watch.
     
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    Wholly crap!

    Welcome to the forums!
     
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