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Would You Like a Green Bean Cats

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Psalm23, Aug 5, 2022.

  1. Psalm23

    Psalm23 Well-Known Member

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    I have a cat that loves green beans!

    Unfortunately, they don't stay down.
     
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    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
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    Quagmire Imaginary talking monkey
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    So you have a furry baby food maker?
     
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    Like my kids would eat vegetables... :rolleyes:

    This morning, a cat threw up, and a dog was quick to take possession of the recycled goods. My toddler yelled "don't eat that dog ****!" at her, and I told him it was cat puke. "Oh, cat puke. Yum!" he tells me. I had to explain one shouldn't eat either...
     
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    My cat feeds ME!

    Every morning, there's a mouse or something on the patio, a gift.

    My cat is saying, 'you suck at hunting, here ya go!'

    (That's the barn cat, NOT the fat & spoiled house cat)
     
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    Thanks for reminding me why I should NOT get a cat :confused:. Even though I like them.
     
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    Estro Felino Believer in free will
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    If I give my rabbit some green beans, they are gone after 3 seconds. :p
     
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    Just make sure you get a dog with it, to clean up the mess.
     
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    And that really confirms how disgusting dogs are - which I already knew, but this puts the tin hat on it.
     
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    They really are. The cat puke story is mild compared to some of the 'excitement' around here.
     
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