“He showed the words “chocolate cake” to a group of Americans and recorded their word associations. “Guilt” was the top response. If that strikes you as unexceptional, consider the response of French eaters to the same prompt: “celebration.” ― Michael Pollan
In my senior year at university, I signed up for a high-level seminar on Nietzsche's thought and sex life. The professor would not be lecturing us. Instead, we were each to pick a date during the semester on which to spend twenty or thirty minutes delivering a paper on some aspect of Nietzsche's philosophy. Afterwards, another twenty to thirty minutes would be used to answer questions from the professor and other students.
Richard gave his paper towards the end of the semester. When he announced his topic that night, I almost visibly cringed.
I knew Richard well, and I liked him. But I also had a strong suspicion how he was going to treat his topic, "Nietzsche's Idea that God is Dead". He and I had taken several courses together in philosophy and comparative religion over the past three years, and I knew he was zealous in his opposition to atheism. Hence, I expected him to somehow turn his topic into a boring crusade against it that would leave almost no one in the room fully awake by the time he finished.
Actually, it turned out worse that that. Far worse.
Essentially, Richard that night made nearly every major academic mistake you could make back in those days. By the time he was done with it, people were not yawning. Instead, most were staring off in odd directions around the room, pretending to be fascinated by the lights and walls. The silence! Even the professor seemed at a loss what to say. In the end, he dismissed us when not one person had any questions or comments on Richard's paper. Poor Richard himself blushed with embarrassment.
What had Richard done? What had he
not done! However, I don't have room to go into everything, so I will just stick to one or two things he had done wrong.
To begin, he had failed to grasp what Nietzsche meant by "God is dead". That was bad, but failing to understand someone is quite common. By itself, it's an excusable mistake. You just ask questions, and then try and try again until you get it.
However, Richard had taken Nietzsche's statement literally. Which implied the thought had not occurred to him that Nietzsche possibly meant something besides the literal meaning of the words, "God is dead". That sort of mistake, in a senior year philosophy student, went against gravity. Half of the drill in philosophy courses is to pour over ideas and arguments asking over and over again, "what does the author mean by these words". It's almost pounded into you that you don't do anything else before you make sure you understand the terms and ideas you're studying. How could Richard possibly forget full half of what it means to study someone's writings?
The worst part of that was that the statement, "God is dead", makes almost no sense when taken literally. The Christian concept of god is such that God cannot die. So, had Nietzsche really meant his statement to be taken literally, it would more or less logically follow he was trying to refute the existence of the Christian god. But if that was indeed the case, then saying he does not exist because he died is arguing on the level of a toddler. Hadn't Richard noticed that? Shouldn't that have been his first clue he was off to a bad start?
But in the end, it was not his sloppy reasoning that had made everyone embarrassed for him. it was that his reasoning raised -- but left unanswered -- the question of whether Richard was being intellectually dishonest? That is, were his mistakes truly accidental? He was, after all, a reasonably smart guy, and most of those in the room were in positions to know that about him. So how then could such 'stupid' mistakes be wholly innocent?
Witnessing Richard butcher Nietzsche that night was the single most awkward moment of my university career. If it had not been Richard -- if it had been some stranger off the street -- I would have brushed it off. But I knew Richard. Over the years, he and I had seen and listened to each other in so many class sessions that we had almost become friends on that basis alone.
It took me a long time before I learned enough about human nature to realize that the most likely explanation for Richard's behavior was not that he had suddenly turned stupid, nor that he had suddenly decided to become intellectually dishonest, but that he had been so determined to score points against Nietzsche -- and by extension, atheism -- that he had blindly latched onto the first, simplest, easiest idea he could come up with about what was wrong about the statement, "God is dead" and then pushed that idea as far and as fast as he could.
Thoughts? Comments?