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Wonder If That Is What She Meant?

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by esmith, Oct 12, 2017.

  1. esmith

    esmith Well-Known Member

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  2. Quetzal

    Quetzal A little to the left and slightly out of focus.
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    Looks like your pictures are broken. I have that problem too from time to time.
     
  3. leibowde84

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    The picture finally showed up when I hit "reply".
     
  4. leibowde84

    leibowde84 Veteran Member

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    I don't get it. I mean I get the joke. It's not funny really, but what did you mean by "maybe that's what she meant"? Am I missing some part of it?
     
  5. BSM1

    BSM1 Who's a good boy?

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    Oh, Yeah. Try this one:

    Hillary winds up on a country road and she meets this ten year old boy leading a cow.
    "Where are you going with the cow," she asks?
    "I'm taking her over to Mr. Johnson's farm so his bull can service her," he replied.
    "Don't you think your father should do that," she gasps?
    "Well, ma'am, he's real busy and I don't think my mother would stand for it."

    (I know Hillary has no meaning in this joke, but it sounded good. Don't you think?)
     
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  6. esmith

    esmith Well-Known Member

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    Depends on ones sense of humor. Maybe I should have said "Maybe that's not what she meant". But then again who knows, but I like it the way it is.
    Everyone I know really thinks it's funny. But again I know who would like the joke and who wouldn't.
     
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    Even though I have heard a different variation (Obama vice Hillary) I still think it's still funny.
     
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  8. Father Heathen

    Father Heathen uǝɥʇɐǝH ɹǝɥʇɐℲ

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    Someone must have a crush on Hillary to keep bringing her up long after she faded from relevancy.
     
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    Revoltingest Ignorant Atheist Capitalist Libertarian Gearhead
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    Well, that is the younger more fetching Hillary in the pictures.
    I'll bet she was quite the little minx back in the day.
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    Oh sorry wrong party.
     
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    Who's Hillary? An old love interest of yours? Do you still think about her a lot?
     
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    Who's the woman?
     
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    BSM1 Who's a good boy?

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    Well if it came down to a choice between Hillary and the cow...well, use your imagination.
     
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    I get that joke. But, it doesn't help with the one in the OP.
     
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    I still don't get the joke. Can you explain it for me?
     
  16. esmith

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    Supreme Court Justice Ginsburg dies, Hillary ask the President if she can take her place obviously meaning on the Supreme Court. The President says it's OK with him if she takes Ginsburg place, but means in the coffin but Hillary will have to ask the funeral home if it is OK to do so.
     
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    So, it's just a corny joke. I guess I didn't miss anything. Pretty lame joke, regardless of the people involved in it. But, that is obviously my subjective opinion.
     
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    He got you to post here though.
     
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    Suddenly Monica makes more sense.
     
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