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Why Satanism?

Viker

Viker

Häxan
I get this question often. It mostly gets old explaining myself. So I have decided that since the inquisition never ends, I'll respond with humor from here forth.


Answer: We have way better cookies and Kool aid than the other cults.

You all may add if you want.
 
Viker

Viker

Häxan
Or, "y u wanna go 2 hell?"


It just seems like a fun place to stop before I get to Canada.

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Viker

Viker

Häxan
I get to cast a spell of malfunction against internet forums.

Nothing is sacred or safe from me.:p
 
Viker

Viker

Häxan
Our dogs and other pets can join too. Only they change slightly after their initiation ceremony.

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ImmortalFlame

ImmortalFlame

Woke gremlin
Satanists always throw the best parties.

Plenty of enlightened conversation, crudités and dips, usually a rousing game or two of Boggle. Really, they're splendid.
 
Brickjectivity

Brickjectivity

wind and rain touch not this brain
Staff member
Premium Member
Do you get a cut of the money that TV evangelists make?

Do they give you free rent at PTL?

What does Ernest Angley's house look like on the inside?

What are the stupidest questions witch hunters ask?

What's it like to have demons driven out by some traveling evangelist living out of an RV?
 
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