Who would win a fight

[VoidCat]

Abe Lincoln or Teddy Roosevelt? If they weren't both dead and like you were to pit the two against each other and they were adults. Like you were to resurrect them with the same fighting experiences they had and they were both in their prime. Abe lincoln was a wrestler who built log cabins. In like 200 fights he only lost like one. Teddy Roosevelt was shot in the chest and the only reason he survived was as his doctor said was ample chest muscle.

 

[SalixIncendium]

Abe. Because it's easy for someone in their 50s to beat up a 6-year-old child.

 

[VoidCat]

Abe. Because it's easy for someone in their 50s to beat up a 6-year-old child.

Ok let me adjust the question

 

[VoidCat]

Abe. Because it's easy for someone in their 50s to beat up a 6-year-old child.

I adjusted the question. I was thinking like if you were to resurrect them now...

 

[VoidCat]

Abe. Because it's easy for someone in their 50s to beat up a 6-year-old child.

I honestly forgot Teddy was 2 when Abe was elected...wasnt considering that just thinking like if you were to resurrect them now or something.

 

[SalixIncendium]

I adjusted the question. I was thinking like if you were to resurrect them now...

Then I'm not sure I can answer the question, because I don't know how well a resurrected person could fight. The only other resurrected person I'm aware of is Jesus, and I don't recall reading any post-resurrection fight records in the Bible.

That, and I don't know how to resurrect people.

 

[VoidCat]

Then I'm not sure I can answer the question, because I don't know how well a resurrected person could fight. The only other resurrected person I'm aware of is Jesus, and I don't recall reading any post-resurrection fight records in the Bible.

That, and I don't know how to resurrect people.

Fair. I just been thinking a lot about if like the two were the same age when they lived and had fought against each other as adults how that wouldve gone. I will say i wouldnt have gone against either in a fight and i wouldnt mess with someone who builds log cabins on their spare time. That's why I voted abe.

 

[VoidCat]

Now that I think about it I forgot....teddy was trained in martial Arts he might have an advantage here.

Of course Abe would've had reach and Teddy was asthmatic

 

[VoidCat]

Let's resurrect Andrew Jackson and let him be ref just for the hell of it in this hypotheical...

 

[Father Heathen]

Teddy Roosevelt trained in both boxing and wrestling, so he would probably have a significant advantage.

 

[VoidCat]

Teddy Roosevelt trained in both boxing and wrestling, so he would probably have a significant advantage.

Abe had his fair share of street fights tho due to having to deal with numerous violent attackers if I recall my history right.

 

[Father Heathen]

Abe had his fair share of street fights tho due to having to deal with numerous violent attackers if I recall my history right.

I'm sure he wouldn't be a push-over.

 

[VoidCat]

Let's resurrect Andrew Jackson and let him be ref just for the hell of it in this hypotheical...

I meant this comment as a joke but after some thought I added another option cuz i thought it'd be a funny option...

 

[Dan From Smithville]

It would be a tough call if they were resurrected in their prime. Lincoln, 6'4" to Teddy's 5'10". Lincoln would have the reach and probably a weight advantage. Both were physically strong men. Both had experience in wrestling and boxing. Teddy had a brown belt in judo. That might give him a distinct advantage. That and the fact that, unlike Lincoln, he could take a bullet.

I'm going to give it to Roosevelt.

Now if they are resurrected as they are, it's anybody's game as long as the pieces stay attached.

 

[VoidCat]

That and the fact that, unlike Lincoln, he could take a bullet.

Taking a bullet give a 90 minute speech joking about the injury in the process before going to the hospital and only surviving due to muscle...i could see that.

Yeah i wouldnt want to mess with him. Or Lincoln since he could build a log cabin without the machinery we have today.

 

[Twilight Hue]

Abe Lincoln or Teddy Roosevelt? If they weren't both dead and like you were to pit the two against each other and they were adults. Like you were to resurrect them with the same fighting experiences they had and they were both in their prime. Abe lincoln was a wrestler who built log cabins. In like 200 fights he only lost like one. Teddy Roosevelt was shot in the chest and the only reason he survived was as his doctor said was ample chest muscle.

I'd say Lincoln. He was a noted brawler.

 

[Twilight Hue]

If only celebrity deathmatch was still around...

 

[Guitar's Cry]

I'd say Lincoln. Both were experienced fighters. Good hypothetical match up, though!

 

[VoidCat]

I'd say Lincoln. Both were experienced fighters. Good hypothetical match up, though!

It's a hard question for sure. I had trouble deciding and kept flip flopping.

One things for certian...if Andrew Jackson was ref Abe Lincoln would have issues with the man. Thats why I included that joke that he'd be ref tho he's the last person you'd want as ref

 

[Revoltingest]

Honest Abe with or without his trusty ax
could old Teddy a righteous whoop'n!

We need Abe Lincoln today.