gnostic
The Lost One
It is not a question of who will get to heaven, but how does one get to heaven?
I sort of figure the how.
One would need a map to heaven. But map is no good, if one don't have Heaven Finder 2000 compass. Then one must follow the yellow-brick road, going up and down the hill and...up and down...up and down...and one will naturally have to cross over some red bridges...and under the blue bridges.
If one is lucky that person will find the pearly gates. Of course, the gates may be guarded, but if one comes prepared, he maybe able to bribe St Peter :angel2:with some donuts and six-pack. But if there has been a change-of-guard, then I afraid you are out of luck.
But don't despair. There is another way in. Yes, indeed, there is a pearly backdoor. Not many people know about this door. Not even St Peter.
All one need to do is to go under some yellow bridges, go over some green bridges. Then one need to follow the pink freeway, and then go down the hill, and up the hill... down and up...down and up....and then before you know you come to a rock garden, where the pearly backdoor is.
Of course, to get in, you will need a key....
You didn't bring you lock-pick? Don't worry, the key is under one of these rocks....Oh, yeah, it is under one of these rocks... Yes, I am quite sure that St Andrew left the key somewhere...under acres of rocks...though I don't remember which rock, precisely. This is a rock garden, after all.
You don't want to look for the key? Too much work? Well, I do know another way. It is a pearly trapdoor. To get to the trap door, you need to fol....
SLAP :slap:
Ow!:thud:
I sort of figure the how.
One would need a map to heaven. But map is no good, if one don't have Heaven Finder 2000 compass. Then one must follow the yellow-brick road, going up and down the hill and...up and down...up and down...and one will naturally have to cross over some red bridges...and under the blue bridges.
If one is lucky that person will find the pearly gates. Of course, the gates may be guarded, but if one comes prepared, he maybe able to bribe St Peter :angel2:with some donuts and six-pack. But if there has been a change-of-guard, then I afraid you are out of luck.
But don't despair. There is another way in. Yes, indeed, there is a pearly backdoor. Not many people know about this door. Not even St Peter.
All one need to do is to go under some yellow bridges, go over some green bridges. Then one need to follow the pink freeway, and then go down the hill, and up the hill... down and up...down and up....and then before you know you come to a rock garden, where the pearly backdoor is.
Of course, to get in, you will need a key....
You didn't bring you lock-pick? Don't worry, the key is under one of these rocks....Oh, yeah, it is under one of these rocks... Yes, I am quite sure that St Andrew left the key somewhere...under acres of rocks...though I don't remember which rock, precisely. This is a rock garden, after all.
You don't want to look for the key? Too much work? Well, I do know another way. It is a pearly trapdoor. To get to the trap door, you need to fol....
SLAP :slap:
Ow!:thud: