Who Else Misreads Titles?

[ChristineM]

Dying is a sin?

Was

Dying in sin?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

People off color

It said:

People of color.

 

[ChristineM]

Desirable Penalty Points in a Friend or Romantic Partner

Was

Desirable Personality Traits in a Friend or Romantic Partner

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read the mashup:

If there is a hell, can you unravel it?

 

[ChristineM]

Pollution Mask - who or what is he?

Was

Poll: Elon Musk - who or what is he?

 

[ChristineM]

What is the interest rate in Ukraine?

Was

What is the US interest in Ukraine?

 

[Wu Wei]

Could be I just got back fro Disney World
I read

Goofy or Not Goofy - Teacher Education​

It said

Guilty or Not Guilty - Teacher Education​

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I read:

Sacred Nuclear War

It said:

Scared of Nuclear War

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Goop Cod Won't Obey Illegal Orders From Captain​

It said

Good Cop Won't Obey Illegal Orders From Captain​

 

[Wu Wei]

I read

Big Band expands into nothingness?​

It said

Big Bang expanded into nothingness?​

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Free WIII (as in World War 3)
It said
Free Will

​

 

[ChristineM]

I read
Free WIII (as in World War 3)
It said
Free Will

​

I read it as Free WiFi

 

[Twilight Hue]

Quite often, I'll look at a title & instead of seeing what's there I'll see something else.
Example:
What's there: The good news of the Kingdom of God
What I read: The good news of the Klingon God

Even after I know what it really is, I still see "Klingon".

Yea tiles do get dirty. I hadn't realized people miss the fact they are made of lead.

 

[Twilight Hue]

What does this have to do with misplaced titties?

Try to be PC next time!

They are called devils dumplings!

 

[Revoltingest]

How to Save the World from Christianity
was actually...
How to Serve the Word in Christianity

 

[Wu Wei]

I truly apologize for this misread

I read

Ramada inn​

It said

Ramadan​

 

[Wu Wei]

First, I needed drops in my eyes
I read

Life From DIY?​

It said

Life From Dirt?​

 

[ChristineM]

How to Survive the Word Christianity

Was

How to Serve the Word in Christianity

 

[Wu Wei]

I think my eyes and my brain just went off the rails

I read

Regretting sex education​

It said

Regretting sex change​

 

[Wu Wei]

Every time I see this I read
Free Willy
It says
Free Will