Who Else Misreads Titles?

[ChristineM]

Is porn a scarcity?

Was

Is porn post-scarcity?

 

[Wu Wei]

I don't know...but its bad enough for me to say...see ya later, I think my eyes need a rest

I read
Who is the God of Abraham Lincoln?
It said
Who is the God of Abraham to you?

 

[ChristineM]

That Free Will has done it again

I read

Predestination and Free Wifi

It read


Predestination and Free Will

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Cut Your Favorite Eatery Some Slack

Read as:


Cut Your Favorite Eatery Some Steak

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Young Hitler song Church congregate who mocked vaccine dies of COVID
It said
Young Hillsong Church congregant who mocked vaccine dies of COVID

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Cut Your Favorite Eatery Some Slack

Read as:

Cut Your Favorite Easter Some Snack

And I thought it'd be a thread about @Revoltingest calling @Dan From Smithville the Easter Bunny and giving him a carrot.

 

[Wu Wei]

Im incredibly tired...that's my excuse

I read
Young Hilary Clinton congruent who mocked vaccine does COVID
It said
Young Hillsong Church congregant who mocked vaccine dies of COVID

 

[Martin]

"Is God impotent? "

(Is God omnipotent?)

 

[mangalavara]

What I saw:

Re-baptize Yourself!

What it really said:

Re-introduce Yourself!

 

[mangalavara]

What I saw:

So, my car may have ruined my interview today

What it really said:

So, my cat may have ruined my interview today

 

[JustGeorge]

What I saw:

So, my car may have ruined my interview today

What it really said:

So, my cat may have ruined my interview today

Hmmm... they must have took my van...

 

[mangalavara]

Hmmm... they must have took my van...
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What I saw: *the Arabic letter ta'*
What it really was: *a smiley face*

 

[JustGeorge]

What I saw: *the Arabic letter ta'*
What it really was: *a smiley face*

How do you know you weren't right the first time?

 

[mangalavara]

How do you know you weren't right the first time?

Hmm. Considering that there is also a five pointed star on your vehicle like on the Moroccan flag, I'd say that smiley face really is a ba'! Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you can't get fooled again.

 

[ChristineM]

I read

Incredible You

Then

Inedible You

It read

Indelible You

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
I Don't Know Anymore: TENDONITIS CUSTODY
It said
I Don't Know Anymore: TRADITIONIS CUSTODES

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

Indelible You

Read as:

Inedible You

 

[Martin]

Indelible You

Read as:

Inedible You

I did that too. Fava beans and a nice chianti?

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Sea World Is Legitimate, But Needs Regulation
It said
Sex Work Is Legitimate, But Needs Regulation

 

[SalixIncendium]

Sputnik and its return

...was actually...

Spunk and its return