Who Else Misreads Titles?

[ChristineM]

I read

The Untightened
And immediately thought of @Revoltingest and his loose screws

It read
The Unenlightened

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I read:

Poor exploits people

It said:

Porn exploits people

 

[ChristineM]

I read

Proverbs on Boobs

It read

Proverbs on Booze

I have read it correctly several times, I've even replied to the thread so for this i can only blame @Revoltingest for shoving my mind into the gutter

 

[Revoltingest]

I read

Proverbs on Boobs

It read

Proverbs on Booze

I have read it correctly several times, I've even replied to the thread so for this i can only blame @Revoltingest for shoving my mind into the gutter

 

[Revoltingest]

Is Fornication possible, or needed?
was actually....
Is Forgiveness and Reconciliation possible, or needed?

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Is Fornication possible, or needed?
was actually....
Is Forgiveness and Reconciliation possible, or needed?

Well...yes, to your version...

 

[PoetPhilosopher]

I read:

Which form of Buddhism is most athletic?

It said:

Which form of Buddhism is most atheistic?

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Oral RF Dictionary
It said
Official RF Dictionary

 

[Wu Wei]

OK, this means...time to give my eyes a rest

I read
Aswan?
It said
Astrology?

 

[SalixIncendium]

I love this Mestemia her ideas on Islam

...was actually...

I love this Muslima her ideas on Islam

 

[ChristineM]

I read

Pope invades the world to keep the Jewish Shabbat

It read

Pope invites the world to keep the Jewish Shabbat

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

did I do this one already? Just noticed it...

I read:

Medication in Quarantine.

It said:

Meditation in Quarantine.

 

[Wu Wei]

Well...I read it right actually....it is just my brain interpreted it very wrong

I read
The Trolley Problem reformatted for tribal Republicans
It said
The Trolley Problem reformatted for tribal Republicans

Problem is my first couple reads read "Trolley" as Troll-eee, as in Troll

 

[Revoltingest]

A "Loving" Cod
was actually...
A "Loving" God

 

[ChristineM]

I read

The Danger of Retaliation

It read

The Danger of Rationalism

 

[Brickjectivity]

I read "Why did so many demons encourage people in nyc to go to crowded places and use subways"

Why did so many democrats encourage people in NYC to go to crowded places and use subways

 

[Brickjectivity]

I read "Cornpocalypse humor"

Coronapocalypse humor

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Hellcat and The Moon
It said
Hecate and The Moon

Which made me think of this

a Grumman F6F Hellcat Fighter Plane

Not this

A Greek Goddess

 

[Wu Wei]

I read
Coronavirus: CRAP to the rescue?
It said
Coronavirus: CPAP to the rescue?

 

[ChristineM]

I read
Coronavirus: CRAP to the rescue?
It said
Coronavirus: CPAP to the rescue?

That is precisely what i came here to write.i must have a bear brain