Well?
I think He'd rather hang out with Manson, since Jesus was the friend of the misunderstood and social outcasts. Like Christ, Manson is also a fierce critic of mainstream culture, including prevailing self-righteous religious authorities. Manson may be an atheist and (still?) a LaVeyan Satanist, but Manson never said he hated "a one true God" (just "the god of the people", which aren't the same things) and has spoken highly of Christ in comments.
Joel Osteen, on the other hand, is no critic of society. He is a wealthy hypocrite and moves in elite/elitist circles. I believe he, and those like him, are modern day Pharisees. Like a Heaven Shall Burn song says:
These disbelievers in a preacher's suit
Success and happines they sell
Accountants save your soul
As you have paid the price,
Welcome to paradise
I don't know about all sins and sinners
But Joel's gonna burn in hell
I don't know about all sins and sinners
But Joel's gonna burn in hell
Insignia of doubtful unions
An untruth factory, the Jesus industry
If people like Manson aren't in Heaven, I don't wanna go. (As a funny aside, I recall reading an article where a Manson show was canceled in conservative Poland, and a Catholic priest was mad because he was a big fan of Manson and wanted to go. Lol.)
I think He'd rather hang out with Manson, since Jesus was the friend of the misunderstood and social outcasts. Like Christ, Manson is also a fierce critic of mainstream culture, including prevailing self-righteous religious authorities. Manson may be an atheist and (still?) a LaVeyan Satanist, but Manson never said he hated "a one true God" (just "the god of the people", which aren't the same things) and has spoken highly of Christ in comments.
Joel Osteen, on the other hand, is no critic of society. He is a wealthy hypocrite and moves in elite/elitist circles. I believe he, and those like him, are modern day Pharisees. Like a Heaven Shall Burn song says:
These disbelievers in a preacher's suit
Success and happines they sell
Accountants save your soul
As you have paid the price,
Welcome to paradise
I don't know about all sins and sinners
But Joel's gonna burn in hell
I don't know about all sins and sinners
But Joel's gonna burn in hell
Insignia of doubtful unions
An untruth factory, the Jesus industry
If people like Manson aren't in Heaven, I don't wanna go. (As a funny aside, I recall reading an article where a Manson show was canceled in conservative Poland, and a Catholic priest was mad because he was a big fan of Manson and wanted to go. Lol.)