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Which would be the rudest

Discussion in 'The Animal World' started by Spiderman, Feb 28, 2019.

  1. Spiderman

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    If animals could hold verbal conversations with people, which would be the most rude?

    Which would kill the most humans.

    Which would have the most beautiful voice?

    What should be the last to take out the trash had it the ability to do so?

    Which would be the most eloquent?

    Which would be most charming?

    Which would have the most fowl mouth?

    Which would be most polite?

    Okay, time for me to go to sleep? :)
     
  2. Brickjectivity

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    Cats would never take out trash. Parrots would be the most charming.
     
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  3. Twilight Hue

    Twilight Hue The gentle embrace of twilight has become my guide

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    Honey Badger. Cuz he don't give a ****.
     
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    Most rude? Squirrels (they're actually quiet vocal and opinionated as it is)
    Kill the most humans? Badger (they fight against lions and rhinos, so what's a human got?)
    Most beautiful voice? Wolf (it already is)
    Last to take out the trash? Cats. (they are offended I even put them in the same sentence with taking out the trash, even though it's specifically not taking out the trash - I'm quite certain I would have to argue that point to make it clear to them)
    Most eloquent? Wolf (already is)
    Most charming? Labradores (their personality already is)
    Most fowl mouth? Badger (are you going to ask it to watch it's mouth? there's a video of just one of them fighting off four male lions for over 30 minutes)
    Most polite? Elephant (on an episode of the Myth Busters, it seemed they were concerned about not stepping on a mouse)
     
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  5. Twilight Snowflake

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    Which would be the most rude?
    Rainbow Lorakeets

    Which would kill the most humans.
    Tigers

    Which would have the most beautiful voice?
    Whale

    What should be the last to take out the trash had it the ability to do so?
    Sloth

    Which would be the most eloquent?
    Cheetah

    Which would be most charming?
    Fox or Corgi

    Which would have the most fowl mouth?
    Cats

    Which would be most polite?
    Deer
     
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    They are just crazy. They would eat the trash.
     
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    Not if the humans got them first! Also they wouldn't last long in a room full of baboons.

    Maybe you are thinking about dogs. Cats have very clean mouths. That is why their bodies are so clean. They use their clean mouths to clean their bodies, and so they are very clean and fresh smelling.

    :\ I believe someone is stacking the deck.

    They are Ok at parties, but they talk about you behind your back.

    Good call!
     
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  8. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    You beat me, that was my line.
     
  9. Jumi

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    Dogs and cats, but they'd both be rude in an innocent way.

    Mosquitoes.

    Squirrels.

    Pandas.

    Ravens.

    Chimps.

    Any species of fowl.

    Cows.
     
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  10. Twilight Hue

    Twilight Hue The gentle embrace of twilight has become my guide

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    *Grin*

     
  11. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    So sweet and cuddly
     
  12. Shadow Wolf

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    Even the way they walk screams "*****, Imma **** you up!"
     
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