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Where's my hat?

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by PopeADope, Nov 19, 2019.

  1. PopeADope

    PopeADope Habemus papam

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    Today I was looking for my hat. I figured it was lost then found it on my head. What a strange place for it to be.

    Recently I got done showering and I put my shirt on, then put on my underwear. Then afterwards I realized I was wearing two pairs of underwear. :D

    Has that happened to anybody else at this forum or am I special?

    What kind of experiences have you had similar?
     
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  2. Salvador

    Salvador RF's Swedenborgian

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    My mother used to lecture me about the importance of having an extra pair of underwear around just in case of an accident. I suppose if somebody were wearing a second pair of underwear, he might indeed have an added layer of protection around himself that'd keep his pants dry in the event of accidental leakage.
     
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  3. Milton Platt

    Milton Platt Well-Known Member

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    I found it.......:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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  4. Thief

    Thief Rogue Theologian

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    I've never been lost

    a might powerful confused

    but never....lost
     
  5. SalixIncendium

    SalixIncendium Sākṣī
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    I've searched for my glasses only to find them on my face.
     
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  6. lewisnotmiller

    lewisnotmiller Grand Hat
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    I've done this one, back in the day when I wore glasses at times.
     
  7. Thief

    Thief Rogue Theologian

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    I dated a brunette
    lost my heart
    it came back broken

    but it's alright
    the blonde I married gave me a better one
     
  8. Thief

    Thief Rogue Theologian

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    I hate finding my keys
    in the truck
    door locked
     
  9. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    I mislay my mobile (cell) phone and need to ring it from another phone to locate it (luckily this is always in the home)

    Searched high and low for the car keys only to find them in the pocket of the jacket i am wearing.
     
  10. KAT-KAT

    KAT-KAT Well-Known Member

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    Third time's a charm?
     
  11. lostwanderingsoul

    lostwanderingsoul Well-Known Member

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    The fact that God did not stop you from putting on two underwear proves that he wants you to wear two underwear. You should do it all the time.
     
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