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Where does the bread go?

Discussion in 'Games / Pics / Jokes / Stories' started by Quetzal, Nov 25, 2020.

  1. Quetzal

    Quetzal A little to the left and slightly out of focus.
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    When you make toast, where does the bread go? (Wrong answers only!)

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  2. SalixIncendium

    SalixIncendium Ānanda
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    Did you check the cabinet below the toaster?
     
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  3. Quetzal

    Quetzal A little to the left and slightly out of focus.
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    Good idea!
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    Turns out I have a wok! Who knew? No bread though...
     
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  4. SigurdReginson

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    I'd like to believe that the 11$ toaster one gets from Walmart is actually an interdimensional gateway to hell that submerges your bread into a brief torment at the hands of various imps and devils before being pulled from their clutches and back into your toaster; hot and ready to eat. Pop!
     
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  5. Revoltingest

    Revoltingest I have the kavorka
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    How does the water know whether it's destined for the faucet or the toilet?
    What if it got confused....you'd be drinking toilet water!
     
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  6. Daemon Sophic

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    “Toaster” is just an acronym.
    T.O.A.S.T.E.R. is just easier than saying;
    Transmorgrification Operator Assisted Slice—>Toast Extrusion Replicator

    The bread is just payment for the operators to give you toast.
    Just do NOT ask where the operators are! :confused::eek:





    Edit. Correction.
     
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  7. Daemon Sophic

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    Yes! That explains both the pushing the bread in, in a downward direction; as well as the way the toast leaps up out of the toaster when it is done.
    Genius!
     
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  8. Secret Chief

    Secret Chief Meghalayan Ape

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    It's nothing weird, alchemy has been around since ancient times. The major goals of this natural philosophy are generally accepted to be:

    Elixir: immortality gateway
    Panacea: universal remedy
    Alkahest: universal solvent
    Panis mutatis: bread transmutation (usually into toast)
    Chrysopoeia: base metal transmutation (usually into gold)
     
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  9. SigurdReginson

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    I don't like this one bit. I am mad at you now, sir.
     
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  10. SigurdReginson

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    That's a lot of mouth words for "burnt bread." :D
     
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  11. Quetzal

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    Delicious!
     
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  12. Quetzal

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    It is like a biker jacket. It keeps me warm... and cool, how does it know?
     
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  13. SigurdReginson

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    Just try not to think too deeply into just how those imps and devils tortured your toast. :smilingimp:
     
  14. Secret Chief

    Secret Chief Meghalayan Ape

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    They're still tweaking it.
     
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  15. Left Coast

    Left Coast Happy New Year!
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    On the other side of the world, there are devices called breaders. People there push toast down into them and...out pops our bread!
     
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  16. Secret Chief

    Secret Chief Meghalayan Ape

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    The craziest would be one that you put burnt toast in and out pops dough. :p
     
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  17. Quetzal

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    Finally, a theory that makes sense!
     
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  18. Quetzal

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    So that is where the butter comes from...
     
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    The Invisible Pink Unicorn is grabbing a snack before she steals your socks.
     
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  20. SigurdReginson

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    Uhhh... If that's true, what pops out of the toaster if what went down was the unicorn's snack?
     
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