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When your fly is unzipped!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Spiderman, Oct 15, 2021.

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  1. Tell them fly is unzipped

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  2. Ignore it. Don't say anything

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  1. Spiderman

    Spiderman Veteran Member

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    Since I started a thread about semen stains , cleavage, and sagging pants below fanny,:p I can't resist, if you see your neighbor with fly unzipped, do you point it out to them?

    Or Ignore it. Don't say anything.

    It isn't anyone's business and they shouldn't be looking, but if you notice my fly is unzipped, please tell me anyway. ;)

    Another stupid thread I confess. But I'm feeling impulsive. I hope you find my threads enriching. :p
     
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  2. Twilight Hue

    Twilight Hue Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.

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    Maybe too much porn? Or not enough?
     
  3. The Hammer

    The Hammer Wyrd Walker
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    I just tell them typically.
     
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    Nakosis Time Efficient Lollygagger
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    When I was a kid and a friend would notice your fly was open. They would start counting, 1.. 2.. 3.. etc...

    First time this happened to me, I asked why were they counting. They'd say they were counted the number of horses escaping because my fly was opened.
    So we'd zip up quick to limit the count. Don't know how it got started but it got us to think and respond quick.
     
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  5. Spiderman

    Spiderman Veteran Member

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    Im trying to keep a pure heart , but I have my struggles. I think lust is bad.

    I try to not view porn and haven't fornicated in years.
     
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  6. Spiderman

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    Just an interesting fact, someone on this thread voted less than 7 seconds after I submitted the thread. I found that interesting. :)
     
  7. Stevicus

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    Reminds me of a time I was at the pool hall with a guy and a couple of women. There was a guy playing pool at the next table, and his fly was open. Neither of us men noticed it, but the ladies certainly did. They expressed their displeasure about it, wondering if someone could go over and tell the guy to zip it up.

    Most of the time, I don't even bother paying attention to things like that.
     
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  8. Spiderman

    Spiderman Veteran Member

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    In some ways I'm mature , but in others, still very boyish.

    I pray every day to grow up, but some of it is out of my control how my mind works at times.
     
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  9. The Hammer

    The Hammer Wyrd Walker
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    Lusting after another is not bad IMO. It's pretty healthy emotion.

    Pursuing them in an inappropriate manner is though. Like if you're already in a relationship that isn't open/poly.

    Or they deflect advances.
     
  10. ChristineM

    ChristineM "Be strong" I whispered to my coffee.
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    I've never really had the opportunity but id like to tell a guy he was flying low just to see him colour up at a woman telling him. Nasty eh?


    Funny story. In a big department store in Manchester i noticed (and so did most other people) a guy wear an almost flesh coloured shirt, sort of very pale brown. His fly was undone and the shirt tucked into his trousers was hanging out and flopping around as he walked. Of the 20 or 30 people who saw this none told him.
     
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    "Horse is going to get out of the barn" I tell friends and family. For strangers, I ignore it.
     
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    I tell him that the Buick is leaving the garage.
     
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    I had a penis holder (subconscious habit, he was unaware) for a student. The code was I'd look at him directly and grab my nose. For flies, I'll generally tell the person discreetly. It was tougher with teenage girls when a blouse button popped open or the thong showed from the back. Then I'd get a female classmate I trusted to be discreet to go say something.
     
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    I like to be straightforward. 'Your zipper is down.'
     
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    JustGeorge Retired Ruler
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    Which one?
    6024804_localish-LSH2062-ZIPPERSUIT-WLS-vid.jpg
     
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    For a moment, I thought that said penis holster.
     
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    When I was a kid, some people would say "XYZ," as "EXamine Your Zipper"
     
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